
Tommy Morrison and his epic mullet starred in Rocky V in 1990 and won a heavyweight title from George Foreman in 1993, but the years since haven’t been nearly as kind (or mullety). He lost his title to Lennox Lewis in ’96, and soon after tested positive for HIV (according to two separate blood tests), which seems way worse. In 2007, he emerged with some dubious test results* saying he was HIV negative, and has gone on to box and win twice in some totally-above-board-and-not-at-all-shady promotions (*captain turns on sarcasm indicator light*).
He’s now 42 and training for another fight, and blames his original positive test results on jealous rivals and corrupt promoters, claims which might sound a liiiittle more plausible if he didn’t quickly follow that up by saying that HIV is a myth and that he believes he’s telekinetic (that’s telekinesis, Kyle). Oh, and did I mention that according to a newspaper profile from last month, Morrison is having unprotected sex with his girlfriend and sporting lesions on his skin? Because he is. I imagine the last line of the reporter’s article was, “Meanwhile, I’m not getting laid because I’m poor, goodbye, cruel world.” Here’s a delightful excerpt:
Morrison’s rough Oklahoma twang will spell out all kinds of ideas, things that would blow your mind if they existed outside his reality.
Telekinesis, for instance. He hasn’t quite figured it out, but he’d rather be invisible, anyway. Just think of all the stuff he could learn. One time he teleported himself out of a bar, and did you know the human body can re-grow limbs?
His face is worn and his skin sags in places, but he insists he’s in the best shape of his life. He’s going to be heavyweight champion again if boxing lets him back in, and this brings up HIV. It always comes back to HIV with Tommy, even over breakfast, so he chops up his $12 steak and eggs and tells you he is the victim of a wild conspiracy.
They stole his career, he says, at least a $38 million contract and who knows how much after that? They stole his good name, too. Made him admit to the world he has HIV. But that was before he found out that HIV doesn’t exist. It was invented to control people, he tells you, and he can go on and on about this all day.
He takes another bite and looks at his girlfriend, a woman from England named Trisha.
“We have unprotected sex,” she says.
Tommy is still chewing, but laughs.
“Every day,” he says. “We’re wild.”
Haha, cool story, bro! (*mouths “check please” at waitress*)
Tommy has spots all over his hands and arms. They’re distracting when you meet him. You can’t miss them. He blames his boxer puppy. Only the spots aren’t bite marks or scratches, and so now Tommy says they’re mosquito bites. Mosquitoes love him, he says.
Well sure, AIDS is like Tapatio to a mosquito.
Except it’s the middle of winter, and the marks look a lot like the HIV symptom of lesions or Kaposi’s sarcoma.
Tommy wants to talk to you about HIV. It’s a farce, he says. An invention by a scientist who wanted to make money, a lie kept alive by a government that wants to scare people. He doesn’t have HIV, never did, and besides, it’s not the deadly disease it’s been made out to be.
What he says sounds crazy, but there is an obvious and undeniable fact sitting in front of you: Tommy Morrison is still alive and apparently healthy, 15 years after testing positive for HIV. Magic Johnson tested positive five years before Tommy, but Johnson has wealth and the very best medical care.
Healthy, didn’t you just say he had lesions?
Tommy isn’t broke, exactly, but lives a paycheck-to-paycheck sort of life and says he’s never taken any medication for HIV. In fact, he served 14 months in prison for drugs and weapons charges in the early 2000s, talks of past methamphetamine binges, and was arrested on another drug charge as recently as last year. This is not a man who follows doctors’ orders.
Tommy Morrison figures you won’t believe him, but he’ll tell you anyway about the time he teleported himself out of trouble.
It was in a dark and shady bar in Springfield. Daytime. A group of people sat around a table in the back corner, and Tommy instantly felt like he’d walked in on something. He says there was “an overwhelming feeling of evil” in that room, and he knew he had to get out. So he lowered his head and shut his eyes and when he woke up he was standing outside in bright daylight.
“I know it sounds (messed) up,” he says. “But I’ll tell you what, it happened to me. It’s real. But things like this don’t work for anybody that doesn’t believe it.” [KansasCity.com via CagePotato]
Boy, how funny is it that his dog is a boxer? I mean talk about irony!
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*You can read all about it in the reference articles on his Wikipedia page (especially this one), but the gist is that doctors have cast doubt on whether the blood was actually his in his negative tests, and meanwhile, he’s refused to be tested in many situations where the results would’ve been ironclad. Though experts do admit the possibility of a false positive back in ’96, assuming the results of the new test was actually his blood. Here’s a pretty thorough rundown:
Supporting Tommy’s argument:
The Times obtained copies of three documents, not previously made public, that purport to be tests of Morrison’s blood this year.
One of them, negative for H.I.V. antibodies, was a report from LabCorp in Phoenix on blood drawn Feb. 6 and was released by Peter McKinn, Morrison’s promoter. The second, which did not detect H.I.V. in DNA, was a LabCorp report on blood drawn Feb. 14 and was released by West Virginia. The state used those tests to license Morrison to box, said Michele Duncan Bishop, general counsel for the West Virginia Department of Revenue, which oversees the athletics commission.
A third test, from Specialty Laboratories of Valencia, Calif., on blood drawn Jan. 5, indicates Morrison tested positive for H.I.V. antibodies but negative for H.I.V. in RNA. That report was released by Randy D. Lang, Morrison’s former legal adviser, who said the antibody result showed Morrison was still infected.
But the experts said the RNA result in the same report raised the possibility that the antibody result was a false positive, an event that studies say occurs in fewer than 1 in 100,000 cases.
The mixed result in the Jan. 5 test makes it “likely that the antibody result is a false positive,” according to Dr. Daniel R. Kuritzkes, a Harvard professor who directs AIDS research at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston and is chairman of the board of the H.I.V. Medicine Association. Kuritzkes reviewed the test for The Times. Without additional blood work, he added in an e-mail message, “it’s hard to know for sure what’s going on, but I suspect he was never H.I.V.-infected.”
Dr. Michael P. Busch, director of the Blood Systems Research Institute and a professor of laboratory medicine at the University of California, San Francisco, said H.I.V. antibody screening was misinterpreted a small percentage of the time. He said the RNA and DNA tests, which measure the virus directly rather than through antibodies, would virtually prove that the person was not harboring even a latent infection.
“If those results are really all from this person, I would tell you there is no way this person is infected, so something is wrong with those earlier results,” Busch said.
Evidence against:
Dr. Michael B. Schwartz, a Connecticut physician and president of the American Association of Professional Ringside Physicians, consulted for West Virginia [where Morrison tested negative and was allowed to fight]. In interviews, he said he advised them to have the tests done through Dr. Patricio Reyes, a Phoenix physician, to assure that it was Morrison’s blood.
Reyes said that Morrison never showed up for a scheduled appointment. Instead, records show, Morrison went through Request A Test, Ltd., an Ohio company, to draw blood at LabCorp in Phoenix.
It remains unclear whether anyone monitored the Feb. 14 [2007] blood draw. The lab order form shows Morrison’s driver’s license attached to verify identity. Schwartz said a driver’s license “should suffice.”
Based on that result, Schwartz advised West Virginia on Feb. 20 that Morrison did not have H.I.V.
Oh, and I may have forgotten to include this in the “case against” section: he has lesions.



I hope John Wayne in a Devo Hat doesn’t read this post.
BTK, the giant footnote made me feel like I was reading a new Allan Weisbecker post.
“Tommy, what can you tell me about these lesions?”
“Well, I can tell you that I thank them. I am grateful for their support. Without my legions of fans, where would I be? I’d probably be sitting in a greasy diner with my crack whore girlfriend, puss dripping from holes in my skin, talking with some reporter about my big comeback. We know that ain’t how life turned out, now, don’t we?”
*flashes hash-brown coated teeth*
Puhlease..the skin lesions are obviously from the rampant methamphetamine abuse.
/also having unprotected sex with Tommy Morrison
/he makes me feel like the prettiest Piggly Wiggly cashier on Earth
I went through the other posts tagged “HIV” and I think this is the first time you weren’t just wishing it on someone.
So, should I be reading his name as “Tawmmy,” or are Affleck and Wahlberg just living rent-free in my head?
Straddle the mirror and assess the damages.
I’m leavin this HIV in ma reahview
Some of the lesions described can be caused by methamphetamine abuse…but…yeah…
Man, for whatever reason this article is just one of the more surreal things I have read recently. Anyone there with me?
He’s obviously a power bottom.
If I was that reporter, there’s no way I could have resisted throwing out a “Touch me and I’ll sue.”
I’ll tell you what, even if he didn’t have HIV back then, can you really believe that after 14 years of drug abuse, prison sex and open skin lesions that he doesn’t have it now?
At this point his career choices are “train to fight again”
or “develop a sitcom pilot with
Chaim LevineChuck Lorre.”Maybe Charlie Sheen can cure his AIDS… WITH MIND BULLETS
Kinda makes me want to watch Rocky V again. Why do I hate myself so much?
Oh yeah, now I remember. I hate myself for watching Rocky V the first time.
I’m pretty sure an interview like this earns you an open invitation to the Carlos Estevez compound. You just print it out and show it to security,
“Yeah uh, I’m telekinetic and HIV doesn’t affect me.”
“Go right ahead sir, Charlie’s napping.”
Holy shit! This fucker can teleport just by thinking it when he detects evil in a room and he’s immune to HIV? Is Charlie Sheen teaching a course now?
I suck less than Ham Coulter, Rush Limpballz, and Maddick Johnson IMO
Majic Johnson born in East Lansing ..reared in LA
As Paulie said to Rocky “You should have left him on streets where you found him”. I think the best thing for him to do is put his toe on a trigger. What a waste. I wonder what his trailer park trash girlfriend must think of all the HIV talk, I wounder if her palms are sweety from that or its time for her fix. Come on Tommy Gunz go out with a bang
whats up sun of a gun
Why do you not say nice things and place a candle in the church for his family and him. We are all going to die from something. Our sins are ours and it really should be kept private. Whatever he has is none of our business and we should send our love and support to him. I hope God heals him if this is Gods will or to help him endure his illness whatever it may be. Thomas the Holy Apostle would be great to pray for for him. My love to your family and hope all this bad talk stops and all look into their heart for what they do and say and how they judge and live. Take care Tommy. Be strong.
First off…To Janice…Right On!!!
I personally know Tommy and actually spent quite a bit of time getting to know him as a person upon my return from the Sundance while he was in Wichita, KS a few years ago and if many of you knew him too then you would know… the man has a heart of Gold.
People wonder why Good People turn Bad but never stop to think that it could be due to what we have contributed to the situation and that maybe it’s our own judgement being placed upon these Good People that make them respond back the way they do…I have to wonder if any of you that are so quick to judge have actually went down and took the HIV test yourself. What if it was you that was Forced to go through all the hardships and loses that this judgement call on Tommy has caused him? At least Tommy has dealt with his demons…and had to do it publicly no thanks to so many out there that seem to forget that when you point a finger there are at least 3 pointing back at you! Hope you all have given thought to your own Judgement Day when the Good Lord asks why you ruined another man’s life by the judgement YOU placed on him by bearing False Witness against him especially if you don’t even know him!
Like Janice said…everyone should be praying for, and not only listening but hearing him (might just learn something) rather than jumping the “Gunn” with such negative judgement! Seems you all have not realized that what you do to another…you do to yourself…Heaven forbid this should happen to you…but…it could!!!
Maybe the next time those of you that enjoy talking BS so much about someone, you should Stop, take a moment, substitute your own name for their and then “RETHINK” about what you are saying or doing…especially to another human being because maybe…it is all the negativity YOU are doing, speaking and putting out there and surrounding him with that is causing Tommy to be ill rather than the disease you all seem to WANT him to have. Seems to me this man is not only a good Fighter/Boxer but also a Spiritual Warrior to be able to get through all the “STUFF” many of you have created for him by YOUR JUDGEMENT CALLS…What if it was YOU being judged this way…would you fight for your rights or go off the Grid and Hide?! At least Tommy still cares enough about all of you that turned on him to not only face the world that has judged him but to also continue to try and educate those around him about what he has learned through all the hoops/hardships that was presented for him to jump through by many of you that don’t even know him…and for those of you that do know him and “WAS” his friend when his world was great…where are you now? Maybe now is the time to show that “YOU ARE HIS FRIEND” and not only talk to him but listen to what he has to say rather than joining the status quo in such BS…Love and Positive Energy CAN Heal…not only him….but yourself as well as the darkness and negativity is an illness too. One can only imagine the skeletons in your own closet…as we all have our own stories to tell…the real question is…if you share your stories and secrets…how many friends will stick by you after learning your truth???
Tommy…just so you know…we are still keeping you in our prayers during the Sundance, sweats and drummings…and I am definitely praying it helps to restore and balance out the energy in your world. Thank you for helping all those that you have and for caring enough to continue to do so.
Tommy you are welcome to email me back at the email you have for me as I no longer have the same ph. # as I am no longer in Hutchinson.
Peace and Blessings my Friend!
Mitakuye Oyasin’
Wolf Dancing
Did anyone else appreciate the Tenacious D reference?