A website called LoveFilm has compiled a list of the top 10 most paused scenes in movie history, using an incredibly accurate scientific method known as an “online poll.” (*lights bunsen burner, fills graduated cylinder with green liquid, masturbates to internet porn*) Hmmm… these results are most fascinating.
The Top Ten Most-Paused Movie Moments:
1. Sharon Stone crossing her legs – Basic Instinct (1992) – 31 %
2. Jennifer Lopez naked rear – The Back-Up Plan (2010) – 16%
3. Stormtrooper bangs his head – Star Wars – Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) – 15%
4. Jamie Lee Curtis flash – Trading Places (1983) – 8%
5. Jessica Rabbit goes commando – Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) – 6%
6. Brad Pitt flashes behind doctor in hospital – Fight Club (1999) – 5%
7. Captain America’s shield appears on desk – Iron Man 2 (2010) – 4%
8. Dust spells out ‘S.F.X’ – The Lion King (1994) – 3%
9. Pacman cameo – Tron (1982) -2%
10. Nicole Kidman rear-end flash – Eyes Wide Shut (1999) – 1%
Other – 9 %
Sharone Stone’s big, blonde beaver shot makes sense, but the part of the study I had to pause was number two. The Back-Up Plan? The movie that came out in 2010? Long after free porn was available to even the most under-privileged youths? When Jennifer Lopez was 41 years old? The movie where, in the trailer, J Lo was clenching to keep the baster-squirted donor jizz from spilling out her floppity 41-year-old cunny hole? The one where she plays a pet-shop owner with a disabled dog who falls in love with an organic cheese farmer? THAT Back-Up Plan? You’re telling me heterosexual men rented and watched this film in order so they could pause a glimpse of Jennifer Lopez’ butt? Now guys, if there’s someone out there that lonely, please, there’s plenty of good bestiality and amputee porn I can direct you to. There’s no need to become some sort of freak.
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Huh? What about the girl in the hotel with big jugs from Commando???
Two things: If you can’t see that it spells “SEX” in The Lion King, you don’t know how to pause. Also, why waste time with Nicole Kidman’s ass in Eyes Wide Shut when you can get her full frontal (and 8 years younger) every 20 minutes of Billy Bathgate?
This list is 90% boner-kill. Phoebe Cates in Fastimes at Ridgemont High is surely up there. Also, S.F.X.? Are these fuckers 5? Its SEX retards. “Lovefilm” sounds like Filmdrunk’s gay evil-twin.
Dykes Vinky, you didn’t figure on the dyke vote.
I agree with newir, but I always finish to the following shot of Judge looking out the window and tugging it. HOT!…
…QAHPLAH!
This is actually Mark Anthony’s personal list, and number 2 is a complete sham. He has up to 10 servants working ’round the clock to keep it near the top.
What about
Kevin Bacon’s dongDenise Richards’ tits in Wild Things?Thanks a lot, Jack.
*throws bacon sandwich in bin*
Stormtrooper bangs his head, but no slave Leia?
Pac man?
Lopez?
Utter horseshit.
F’this, I’m gonna go throw rocks at egrets.
Little known fact: The Lion King’s Circle of Life is about a daisy chain.
My most paused scene is Mark Wahlberg’s final mirror scene in Boogie Nights. I love it because IT’S REAL!!!
That scene from Kingpin is on my list.
(No, the other one)
Grizzly Man had the most pawsed scene in movie history.
When I was a kid-the number one movie to pause was 3 Men and a baby- the part where the little kid is hiding behind the curtain in the background? And the story (probably urban legend) was that it was a ghost of a kid who had fallen out that window. And please, let’s not forget Large Marge in Pee Wee!
My most paused scene? Ricky jumping for the balloon after leaving the dance in Better Off Dead. You know what I’m talking about.
Is No.2 real?
The First Wives Club is probably the most menopaused movie in history.
you’ve got to be shitting me, this is the second most paused scene? [www.youtube.com]
Thanks ^
Desperado sex scene, trying to locate the tops of Hayek’s mountains, but they were no where to be found. NO WHERE I SAY!
It’s not even her ass. She was interviewed on Radio 1 yesterday and was told about this list. She said the body (ass?) double should get the credit.
I’d go for Vanessa Angel popping out of her tent in Spies Like Us.
Huh, for me it’s Pesci clubbing Don Rickles with a phone in Casino. Maybe I should talk to someone.
For me pretty much any scene from Bad News Bears….
2:46
a slowclap is well deserved for Ace Rimmer
#7 was the leading cause of sprained wrists and asthma attacks amongst AICN regulars in 2010.
How could the VHS tape ruining (and pants ruining) scene from Fast Times not make the list? You know, the classic scene?
“if there’s someone out there that lonely, please, there’s plenty of good bestiality and amputee porn I can direct you to.” *Grabs paper and pencil* I’m not that lonely, but if you have GOOD bestiality and amputee porn…….
No… Really. Email me?
I’ve destroyed every pause button I’ve ever owned on Mila Jovovich movies.
Also, porn
completely un-honest list. Everyone knows that the most paused moment in movie history would HAVE to be the scene from Wizard of Oz where a man allegedly hung himself in the background. We all heard the legend.. paused the movie.. and realized.. “wtf mate, its a f**king vulture prop” .. now it may not be the scene most repeatedly paused by the same person… it is however the one that I see most likely as being paused by a diverse field of people.. and a higher number of individuals overall. You have everyone from middle school kids to grown az adults that have paused it to see the “dead guy”. People who are fellow pervs.. and fellow pervs alone will be pausing Instinct.. straight men or bi/homosexual women are the only ones who would pause the J’lo movie. But everyone and their MOM has paused the Oz.
or a fa king peacock or whatever.. some kinda animal of the avian variety..
About the Tron (1982) pacman… [cinemagogue.com]
What about the Zapruder film?
…back…and to the left…
…back…and to the left…
I am vaguely offended no one mentioned Phoebe Cates by the pool, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, or the classic Adrian Barbeau head shot from Creepshow(w.2 two removed frames, fish line and a button, Tom Savini’s best trick to date), or tied for every clear shot of Darth Vader’s chestplate from any Star Wars he’s in to try and decipher the hebrew…..or the hanging guy in the background in the Wizard of Oz…..
Anybody? Anybody?
“His deeds will not be forgiven until he merits”
This list is terrible. For one thing, that’s not even J-lo’s ass in the Backup Plan…it’s a butt double. These people are morons.