As you might expect, they cater to some VERY kinky clientele
Ever since I saw my first anime fleshlight at Comic-Con, I've been fascinated by how Asian folks infuse pop culture into their sex having ("Excuse me, sir? Just to clarify: so this is a disembodied vagina stuffed inside a flashlight that I can have sex with while pretending it's a cartoon?"). The latest story is about a hotel in Kaohsiung City, Taiwan that offers a batman-themed sex room where you can boink your lady. Do girls like it when you call it "boink"? I've always just assumed that they do.
Eden's 46 rooms go for $40 to $60 for a three-hour stay, said the motel's Ann Shu. Like many of Taiwan's love motels, Eden offers plenty of marketing ploys. During the Christmas and New Year's period, for example, they're giving away lubrication, sexy lingerie and other perks. [BoiseWeekly via Jizzmodo]
Well that is a pretty big draw. Free lube is pretty much the first thing I look for when I'm researching Batman sex beds. FYI, my Batman sex kit also includes a mask, a fully-stocked utility belt, and numerous grappling hooks. Also, and I know this probably doesn't jibe perfectly with the Batman mythology, but I like to say "Ta Da!" a lot.
Though I will say that my top 10 criteria in sex beds does NOT include "a place where lots of other people have had sex before me."
You are NOT allowed to flex in that mirror while having sex on the mini batmobile. That's crossing Christian Bale sex fantasies, which is prohibited.
Here's the banner pic again, but without a giraffe having sex with a donkey in it. I thought they were important for scale.
[Next picture may be NSFW depending on how strict your W is on cartoon nudity]
This is from the anime-themed room at the same hotel. I hope those lamps shoot a single light from the top like the Luxor.
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Taiwanese Batman sex hotel – I think this is the winner, guys.
Also, and I know this probably doesn’t jibe perfectly with the Batman mythology, but I like to say “Ta Da!” a lot.
Well, Lince, if you want to stick to batman mythology, you could go with the following sound effects:
POW!
ZAM!
KERPLUNK!
FAP!
TIT!
WOP!
Holy NAMBLA, Batman! Is that a racecar bed in an hourly hotel room???
What’s the over/under on bookings under the name “Bruce Wang”?
The Mighty Feklahr prefers the Henry Pym bridal suite.
Somebody alert Roman Polanski, because those rates are out of this world!
Well, thats it, I’ve booked a flight and 3 hours in the anime room. My body pillow will love it.
The Spiderman sex room has never officially opened, because people keep getting injured on the ropes.
When I bang an underage Taiwanese ladyboy I like to do it in themed rooms.
@The Hammer
Children’s Robin costumes are pretty cheap these days. Just a heads up.
underage Taiwanese ladyboy
Is there any other kind?
Wanting to keep it as real as possible, the hotel kills your parents as soon as you reserve this room.
There’s nothing worse than visiting the “old ladyboy’s home” in the Fuq Mi province. “Over the hill” is not a phrase that should be applied to anyone under the age of 15, unless they work for Disney.
I’m only interested if sexy Christian Bale comes with it.
Will Batman be able to untie the Boy Wonder?
Can Robin grit his teeth and bear it?
Is there any way this story can have a happy ending?
Find out next week, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.
BATMAN SEXY ROOM A LA CARTE MENU
$15 Robert Wuhl OR Pat Hingle watch you do it
$35 Kim Basinger Body Double model for you special
$45 Maggie Gyllenhaal look alike pet turtle in room
$70 Michael Keaton just stare you creepy eyebrows
$150 Danny Elfman write you bouncy bouncy music to hump to
$300 Michelle Pfeiffer in catsuit jump on bed
$500 Christian Bale look-alike swear at you long time
$10,000 Christian Bale swear at you long time
Um, can your own headline win COTW?
$10K for Christian Bale? Outrageous! Val Kilmer only cost a sandwich!
Learning from experience, ladies don’t like it when you start giving dirty talk in the Bale voice.
Oh yeah. Unnh. That feels SOO GOOD.
Also, I think the giant endtable penis in the last picture is really escaping a lot of notice.
The Catwoman room offers every Twilight book and movie, complementary ice cream, and a Single size bed covered in cat hair.