Stifler went to rehab
03.16.11
Seann William Scott, star of American Pie, man of three first names and a redundant consonant, has checked into rehab.
“Seann William Scott has voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues,” the rep says of the American Pie star.
“He appreciates the support of his many fans at this time,” adds the rep, who did not disclose the nature of his issues. [THR]
Let’s say for the sake of argument that it was for alcohol. Okay, maybe it’s not an argument per se, I just have a really good, “HEY, STIFLER, HOW’S THE PALE ALE?” joke I want to use. i.e.:
Q: HEY STIFLER, HOW’S THE PALE ALE!!
A: I INDULGE IN IT LIBERALLY AND IT’S DESTROYING MY FAMILY!!
(*slide whistle*) Anyway, last we heard from him, his next projects were rumored to be the American Pie sequel/partial reboot, and Kevin Smith’s hockey movie, Hit Somebody. [UPDATE: They finally confirmed the long-planned American Pie sequel today, probably not-at-all coincidentally] And in case you’re keeping score at home, this makes him… still the most successful American Pie cast member. Incidentally, “Stifler Goes to Rehab” would make a great subtitle for the next one.
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How about, “Stifler’s Mom Goes To College”?
BONG!!!!!!!!!
The only good part of any of the American Pie movies after the first one. Also tremendous in Role Models.
So, he liked a good stifler drink?
Klingon factoid of the day: India Pale Ales derive their name from the hopping process used to help keep them fresh. Whilst colonizing India, barrels of British-brewed ale that were to be shipped south were given a higher and longer hopping process to prevent spoiling during the trip. The extra zingy/bitter flavour it produced became so popular they would start drinking these ales fresh!
And so, the India Pale Ale was born!
Oh, and while we are on the subject of beers, has anyone tried the Anchor Brewing “Brandywine” themed beer? Is it worth the atrocious price? The Klingon Empire approves of Anchors other offerings, but the cheapest he can get it in Iowa City is fucking $15.99 a six pack. :/
I liked him in The Rundown, too.
Although I think I’m biased, because he kind of looks like my only decent ex. The Floyd to my Liz Lemon, if you will.
How come in my head Stifler’s still twenty-five when Tara Reid is a delicious, leathery 40 or so? Riiiight… that’s how erections are built!
the stiffmeister is now flacidmeister
Fek – I’ve never met an Anchor offering I didn’t like. Haven’t seen the one you mentioned yet, but I’m paying $10.99 for a sixer of their standard offerings where I live. I’d be willing to give it a try for 16 bucks, and I’m not big on Barley/Brandywines.
Thanks for the input, now here is the other dilemma: $16 is half way to an “upper-middle-class” bottle of scotch.
“He appreciates the support of his many fans at this time,”
“…all 8 of you”
There is that, but I’m always willing to pay a little more for a quality brew, especially if it’s a limited time offering.
….”“upper-middle-class” bottle of scotch”
May I recommend Aberlour 10 yr for around $30. Good stuff.
Wow, sorry, I should probably qualify that creepy appreciation of Tara Reid.
See, if you can make friendly with a smoker’s cough and a polished hide you can spend the next 50 years poolside in Palm Springs, no problemo. Which is the best case scenario for an aging boy-toy I can assure you.
And fuck Stifler if he can’t hold a drink.
I am a fan of fine beers, but $16 for a sixer is ridiculous unless it’s coming out of a hotel mini-bar, in which case it’s asinine.
What does it say about me when I’ve been coming to this site for over a year, but it wasn’t until someone started talking beer that I finally made an account?
“Stifler Goes to Rehab”
Makes sense considering he could be this generations Jim Varney, KnowhutImean?
What does it say about me when I’ve been coming to this site for over a year, but it wasn’t until someone started talking beer that I finally made an account?
It means you are home.
Well an7, I’d say it has something to do with Vinky being a cum guzzler.
May I recommend Aberlour 10 yr for around $30. Good stuff.
One of my “been meaning to’s”, will take the plunge next time. If it can make a decent Rob Roy, I will add it to my rotation.
I think it means hazing time?
I may be a scotch snob, because if it ain’t old enough to vote, all it’s doing it punching up my apple juice.
Then again, I paid $3 for a Watermelon Margarita last weekend, so why the fuck am I balking at $2.75 a bottle for beer?
Crappy-The Mighty Feklahr cannot tell the difference between 12 and 18 year olds. (Probably why He has to introduce Himself to neighbourhood when He moves…)
Watermelon? Eeeew. Dude, no. Pomegranate margaritas are so much better.
Watermelon? Eeeew.
Hey, the nice girl with the tight, low-cut shirt said they were on special. I was hoping she would use the extra money to buy some more clothes. Yes, instead of perving on these girls, I am their big brother now. This is what marriage has done to me.
*upper middle class bottle of scotch immediately becomes more appealing*
I waxed myself so hard to that lesbo scene in AP2 I started coughing up blood.
Patty – As long as it’s not Chet Haze-ing.
Rye and apple juice, Crappy? The Stone Fence? And you’re not even from Saskatchewan.
Dude, Where’s My Bar?
I have no idea what that means, but coming from a Canadian I will assume that it is a polite compliment or some kind of an apology.
The Stone Fence is an old time farmer’s drink on both sides of the border. Whiskey and cider, whiskey and apple juice, a very good thing!
Oh, kewl.