Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be grinning.
Try it, it’s nice! And it takes more muscles to frown!
03.03.11 at 4:41 pm
bane of trebeks existence
are these submissions being made on memegenerator?
03.03.11 at 4:45 pm
Erswi
Emilio’s favorite book? A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
03.03.11 at 4:46 pm
Jacktion!
My favorite Canadian singer-songwriter has Alanis DNA.
03.03.11 at 4:50 pm
Fek'lhr
Dan Brown RPG FTW.
03.03.11 at 4:51 pm
Fek'lhr
This is 1000x better if you read it in “Fake Bret’s” voice.
03.03.11 at 4:52 pm
Fek'lhr
“Hey guys, you know who is really gnarly? Gnarles Barkley.”
03.03.11 at 4:57 pm
Fek'lhr
“Firebreathing fists could be dangerous…I like to stick with ‘Finger Gun Bics’, man.”
03.03.11 at 4:58 pm
Shop 101
I’VE CLEANED UP THE TIGER’S BLOOD
I WAS MARRIED TO PAULA ABDUUUUULLLL!!!!!
(fan fiction > memegenerator)
03.03.11 at 5:00 pm
Jacktion!
“I have Tiger blood running through my veins thanks to a transfusion from Miguel Cabrera.”
03.03.11 at 5:00 pm
Relapser
Spinning
At the Bally Total Fitness Center near my house.
03.03.11 at 5:03 pm
Relapser
Thinning
Considering Propecia
03.03.11 at 5:10 pm
spazmodic
Emilio’s near;y finished his book, Charlie and Me: Life and Love With The World’s Worst Brother. He figures he’s only got a few weeks to wait for the inevitable conclusion.
03.03.11 at 5:11 pm
spazmodic
Heh. “Near;y”.
Fuckin’ spaz.
03.03.11 at 5:13 pm
Moose
My fist breathes…
JK, My fist is a paciFIST. haha
03.03.11 at 5:14 pm
Larry
@spaz–the correct spelling is “gnar;y”. DUH.
03.03.11 at 5:16 pm
Larry
P.S. Bree Olson is working on her memoir, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The inevitable conclusion is every night.
03.03.11 at 5:18 pm
Larry
I’ve got a message for Haim Levine–yes, that his real name. Happy Purim buddy!
03.03.11 at 5:20 pm
ChinoMoreno
I am loving this more violently than the Charlie Sheen meme. You should give Brendan a raise.
03.03.11 at 5:21 pm
Larry
He’s might be Nails, but I’m battle-tested manicures, bro.
03.03.11 at 5:22 pm
Fek'lhr
You should give Brendan a raise.
Translation: Lince, use them magic fingers on Brendan’s ass instead of your own.
03.03.11 at 5:25 pm
ChinoMoreno
Emilio is taking your tin cans and turning them into recycled tin cans.
03.03.11 at 5:27 pm
Fek'lhr
“I once made a movie with Timothy Dalton, Rick Allen, and Erik Turner.”
03.03.11 at 5:31 pm
spazmodic
“I am on a drug, it’s called Emilio Estevez. It’s not available because if you try it you will die, slowly. Your face will puff up and your children will weep over your expanding body.”
03.03.11 at 5:35 pm
spazmodic
“It’s been a ripple of mediocre and I’ve been riding it in a Mercury Woody.”
03.03.11 at 5:40 pm
Moose
Octagons
I stop for them
03.03.11 at 5:53 pm
Jacktion!
Charlie Sheen just tweeted “Brettratner”
The love affair is over.
03.03.11 at 5:56 pm
Erswi
Emilio is dropping ornaments on the ground. I don’t think he’s gonna last too long in his new job stocking Christmas decorations at JC Penney. It was only a temp thing anyway.
03.03.11 at 6:13 pm
Dingus
“Tiger’s Blood? How about a Tiger’s Milk™ bar instead? They’re wholly nutritious, and taste great!”
03.03.11 at 6:21 pm
Fearravine
I’m confused. I always thought Gordon Bombay was all about winning…
03.03.11 at 7:09 pm
Ferrybear
He looks kindof like he’s being fisted By Frank Oz… You know because he’s a muppet
03.03.11 at 9:27 pm
spazmodic
“Its just strafing runs in my Depends after my first cup of coffee.”
03.03.11 at 11:24 pm
MenaceIISobriety
Bruce Jenner? Yeah! Old lesbian? You bethca!
03.04.11 at 5:17 am
Ragnarok
Goddamn if that Emilio picture isn’t a perfect balance of Charlie Sheen and Baby Goose*.
(*Before he got all edgy, of course.)
03.04.11 at 9:11 am
Daddy DON'T!
There’s an uncanny resemblance to that Stoned Birthday Puppy. Photoshop, Vince!
03.04.11 at 9:44 am
Leonard T. Pants
Maybe the tiger’s blood Charlie has been talking about is really Tiger Woods’ blood. That might explain a couple things.
03.04.11 at 9:58 am
Leonard T. Pants
I can’t find any clips from it but I’d like to nominate Charlie’s drawl from Young Guns as the worst accent I’ve ever seen.
‘Rumor is you killed a man Bill-ay. You don’t seem like the killin’ swahrt.’
03.04.11 at 10:11 am
Chardie420
I’VE GOT MAGIC AND I’VE GOT POETRY
BUT YOU CAN HAVE THEM BOTH
03.04.11 at 10:24 am
Chardie420
ADONIS DNA?
NO SILLY. ESTEVEZ IS SPANISH.
03.04.11 at 10:25 am
Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ
…and I was like “MEMELIO!”
03.04.11 at 1:44 pm
Cinemeration
He’s known to always carry a grain of salt in his pocket.
03.04.11 at 1:46 pm
Cinemeration
The Mighty Ducks has a 12% on rotten tomatoes.
03.04.11 at 4:07 pm
Bowman
”I’ve got human blood. But I think tigers are pretty neat.”
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Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be grinning.
Try it, it’s nice! And it takes more muscles to frown!
are these submissions being made on memegenerator?
Emilio’s favorite book? A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
My favorite Canadian singer-songwriter has Alanis DNA.
Dan Brown RPG FTW.
This is 1000x better if you read it in “Fake Bret’s” voice.
“Hey guys, you know who is really gnarly? Gnarles Barkley.”
“Firebreathing fists could be dangerous…I like to stick with ‘Finger Gun Bics’, man.”
I’VE CLEANED UP THE TIGER’S BLOOD
I WAS MARRIED TO PAULA ABDUUUUULLLL!!!!!
(fan fiction > memegenerator)
“I have Tiger blood running through my veins thanks to a transfusion from Miguel Cabrera.”
Spinning
At the Bally Total Fitness Center near my house.
Thinning
Considering Propecia
Emilio’s near;y finished his book, Charlie and Me: Life and Love With The World’s Worst Brother. He figures he’s only got a few weeks to wait for the inevitable conclusion.
Heh. “Near;y”.
Fuckin’ spaz.
My fist breathes…
JK, My fist is a paciFIST. haha
@spaz–the correct spelling is “gnar;y”. DUH.
P.S. Bree Olson is working on her memoir, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The inevitable conclusion is every night.
I’ve got a message for Haim Levine–yes, that his real name. Happy Purim buddy!
I am loving this more violently than the Charlie Sheen meme. You should give Brendan a raise.
He’s might be Nails, but I’m battle-tested manicures, bro.
You should give Brendan a raise.
Translation: Lince, use them magic fingers on Brendan’s ass instead of your own.
Emilio is taking your tin cans and turning them into recycled tin cans.
“I once made a movie with Timothy Dalton, Rick Allen, and Erik Turner.”
“I am on a drug, it’s called Emilio Estevez. It’s not available because if you try it you will die, slowly. Your face will puff up and your children will weep over your expanding body.”
“It’s been a ripple of mediocre and I’ve been riding it in a Mercury Woody.”
Octagons
I stop for them
Charlie Sheen just tweeted “Brettratner”
The love affair is over.
Emilio is dropping ornaments on the ground. I don’t think he’s gonna last too long in his new job stocking Christmas decorations at JC Penney. It was only a temp thing anyway.
“Tiger’s Blood? How about a Tiger’s Milk™ bar instead? They’re wholly nutritious, and taste great!”
I’m confused. I always thought Gordon Bombay was all about winning…
He looks kindof like he’s being fisted By Frank Oz… You know because he’s a muppet
“Its just strafing runs in my Depends after my first cup of coffee.”
Bruce Jenner? Yeah! Old lesbian? You bethca!
Goddamn if that Emilio picture isn’t a perfect balance of Charlie Sheen and Baby Goose*.
(*Before he got all edgy, of course.)
There’s an uncanny resemblance to that Stoned Birthday Puppy. Photoshop, Vince!
Maybe the tiger’s blood Charlie has been talking about is really Tiger Woods’ blood. That might explain a couple things.
I can’t find any clips from it but I’d like to nominate Charlie’s drawl from Young Guns as the worst accent I’ve ever seen.
‘Rumor is you killed a man Bill-ay. You don’t seem like the killin’ swahrt.’
I’VE GOT MAGIC AND I’VE GOT POETRY
BUT YOU CAN HAVE THEM BOTH
ADONIS DNA?
NO SILLY. ESTEVEZ IS SPANISH.
…and I was like “MEMELIO!”
He’s known to always carry a grain of salt in his pocket.
The Mighty Ducks has a 12% on rotten tomatoes.
”I’ve got human blood. But I think tigers are pretty neat.”