Clive Owen famously brought Monica Bellucci to orgasm while shooting bad guys in Shoot ‘Em Up, a scene which was later ripped off, er, homage’d by Nic Cage and Charlotte Ross in Drive Angry, which added the delightful one-liner, “I never disrobe before a gun fight.”
But as always, leave it to the Japanese to one-up us yet again. After the jump, in this new trailer for Yakuza Weapon, a character has sex with a sex doll whose head detaches, revealing a machine gun that he uses to kill everyone while he’s having sex with it. Penetration, meet perforation. Uhhhh, Coitus… ShootEmUpCus? (*sigh*) I guess I won’t be needing these. (*tosses sunglasses in trash*)
Your move, Robert Rodriguez. I guess your little penis gun from Dusk Till Dawn looks pretty stupid now, doesn’t it. Sorry, I’m exaggerating. It was always pretty stupid.
Thanks to ToplessRobot, who deserve a Pulitzer for discovering this. Click-through to the following pages for some of my favorite (possibly NSFW) screencaps.
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I was masturbating while playing duck hunt in the 80′s.
It would probably be more helpful nowadays if that sex doll could double as a flotation device
How did his little Jap wiener reach the trigger? I call bullshit!
Ugh. I hate it when they blow their load before I’m finished.
That’s a blow ‘em up doll.
Isn’t that what the Jersey cop asked Melissa Lee Williams when she was arrested, “Ya Cooze A Weapon?”
/screw yooze guys, I’m going home!
Well, its no Tetsuo (there’s a glaring lack of power drill penis, for one thing), but the happy man with the dildo at 1:33 really needs to be a .gif.
This is the kinda shit Sucker Punch was missing.
Wow. Japan really out-Japan’d themselves on this one.
And this is only what the first massive dose of lethal radiation did to the country. Imagine the movies they are gonna be making NOW.
This trailer makes me want to re-watch Kung Fu Hustle. So, ‘thank you’, shitty-Japanese-film-san!
Obvious next step: Gatlingus.
When I tell my fincee to crack open her neck cuz I’m shooting my load, this is not what I mean.
Something natural about a wad of Japanese getting blown away and going down after being hosed by a sex toy.
I hope he doesn’t give that doll the crap.
F’n quotes, how do they work?
…doll “the crap.”
F’this, I’m gonig to go dance in the radioactive rains.
Well, she seemed a little unhinged. No need to lose her head just because he’s shooting blanks.
He clearly did not give that doll “the crap” she looked satisfied and wasn’t apologetically giggling.
Oh yeah, that’s a Me Shell Doll, they’re really flying off the shelves.
I didn’t even notice her head “unhinge”. I was too busy jacking off to the nips.
Wow, a little over zealous with the cocking now aren’t we? I guess she has two pump action.
I prefer a sex doll of a higher caliber.
She’s a Tammy Gun!
Really, spaz, that’s not the preferred nomenclature.
Matthew Broderick is really going to be pissed about this – that scene was in the first draft of the Inspector Gadget screenplay but the Disney execs scrapped it.
Looks like someone is a bit trigger happy.
Oh yeah Tak Sakaguchi? My movie starring and directed by myself will have me riding an atomic sex doll like Slim Pickens.
I call that scene my climax but it’s really more of a denouement.