First Avenger: Captain America is being directed by Joe Johnston, so it’s most likely going to be a disappointment, but we can all still be good internet nerds and pretend like it won’t. That’s what my parents did with me and look how that turned out. Okay, bad example. Marvel has said the first trailer for the Avengers will be attached to either Captain America or Thor (which looks a lot more promising), and in the meantime, Entertainment Weekly posted this new picture of Red Skull. Or should I say the APTLY NAMED Red Skull. Believe it or not, that’s Hugo Weaving (The Agent from The Matrix) under there. Jeez, with all those buckles and leather, this has to be the second gayest look we’ve ever seen on him.
Also, is that a Cthulhu belt buckle? That’s hot. Label that thing “steampunk” and you could make a fortune on Etsy. I bet that’s his master plan. Super villain indeed. See? I told you Nazis were fashionable.
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Meanwhile, the Cat Who Looks Like Voldemort is not impressed.
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Red Skull’s deviated septum is from partying with Charlie Sheen. Sorry bro, WINNING
needs more belts and pouches
Third gayest look.
wow charlie sheen looks that bad without makeup on gosh I fell like I kindof owe him something *Shits in a bag* there you go Charlie.
I can hardly wait until every third comment isn’t Sheen related.
Every FOURTH comment, you mean.
The Sheen-isms, like every other topical frot-meme will run it’s course and eventually won’t ever show up agai- BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
damnit.
I can’t Sheen until Sheen is all Sheen because Sheen Sheen Sheen Sheen Sheen.
Did I do that right?
That belt buckle is the HYDRA organization’s logo. I know this because I live in my mom’s basement and have no girlfriend.(that’s just geek speak for I own comics and am still a virin)
*virgin
Oh shit, why did I correct myself?
How does he actually get that thing on?
This is gayer than a Romulan hair dresser. Fucking Red Skull is supposed to be a Nazi, this HYDRA forshak is fucked.
The Klingon Empire was already dubious of this movie, but now nothing short of Hugo Weaving fucking Ed Norton up the ass in a jail shower will keep The Empire from labeling this movie as a “Rom Com” (movies suitable only for Romulan Communists).
And yes, The Mighty Feklahr just asserted that prison rape would make this movie less gay. When you BAC is at least .20, you can come fight Him about it.
DOR SHO GHA! VOLDEMORT HAS JOINED FORCES WITH THE KOOL AID MAN! WE’RE DOOMED!!!
Sheen is dead. He has joined the Twitterverse. White Noise. Amateurs.
LONG LIVE… WHATEVER THIS IS!!! COMIC BOOKS MY DAD SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT… INSTEAD OF GERMAN PORN!!!
SPOILER WARNING:
(Someone in Costume Design has a thing for suspenders.)
[Jacktion! says: I can hardly wait until every third comment isn’t Sheen related.]
In real life too. The people I work with are like the Family Guy of life. Without fail, as soon as I’m tired of hearing about something, OH SHIT IT’S TIME FOR BAD JOKES!
Cameron Diaz was out in the sun too long
God help the poor soul who has to polish all that leather.
Looks like a screen grab of the prolapsed rectum scene of this S&M video I got caught watching at work.
Whatever… I thought The Teachings of Madame Pink Sock was an HR Training video
This movie needs Brenda from Scary Movie.