
There’s a controversy a-brewin’ over Black Swan (on the eve of the DVD release, no less!). And by controversy, I mean something three or four people care about. Natalie Portman’s ballerino husband Ben Millipede says Portman did 85% of the dancing in Black Swan, while her body double, Sarah Lane, claims the number was more like 5%. The filmmakers back the ballerino, but Lane says it was always the studio’s plan to make it seem like Portman learned a bunch of fancy ballarinery to help build Oscar buzz, even though it’s possible to master the moves from the movie after just a year and a half of training. Since neither party seems willing to resolve this dispute through scissoring, it isn’t of particular concern to me.
Therefore, we turn our attention to more important matters. Namely, whether Natalie Portman used a butt double for her now-infamous thong scene in Your Highness (more screencaps here, here). It’s an important question, because as a professional blogger, Natalie Portman’s butt puts food in my mouth. According to a recent article in the Sunday Life from Belfast, where Your Highness was filmed, the answer to the butt double question seems to be “yes.” THONGPOSTER, THONGPOSTER! (*body snatchers shriek*)
A SULTRY Ulster model has landed a small role in an epic US fantasy drama — as a prostitute who beats up a dwarf king. Beautiful Caroline Davis plays the medieval hooker in Game of Thrones, the new series from the makers of mafia hit The Sopranos. Caroline landed her role after producers saw her stepping in as Natalie Portman’s ‘butt-double’ in the Belfast-shot movie Your Highness.
BOOM! BUTT DOUBLE’D! I’ve included a couple pictures of Davis below, which were really hard to find considering she doesn’t have an IMDB page, and her name is “Caroline Davis.” What pictures I did find all look like model portfolio shots, which makes sense as they came from modeling portfolio sites. And to be honest, she looks rather skinny for a butt double. Could it be that by “butt double” they meant “stand in?” (Meaning they used Davis while setting up the lights and camera, but you’d still be seeing Portman’s butt in the finished shots). I didn’t want to be the one to say it, but these Irish, sometimes they drink. In any case, if someone from the production wants to illuminate this issue, I would be more than happy to investigate further using a pile of photos, a lightbox, a jeweler’s eye loupe, and perhaps a graduated cylinder filled with bubbling green liquid. Really, it’s no trouble. I’ve got time.
IMPORTANT BUTT UPDATE: Word from a trusted source close to the production who would know is: the part where you can see Natalie’s face (the banner pic) is all Portman, they only used the stunt double for the part where she dives into the water (here), because pshaw, son, an Oscar-winning actress ain’t gonna dive into no cold-ass Irish water. So there you have it. Aren’t you glad we cleared that up? I know Natalie Portman’s butt has been keeping you up at night. And now, probably.




Either I read like the King speaks, or that was a cut-and-paste hatchet job in paragraph 2. Either way, nice ass.
That is one seriously white butt double.
Couldn’t they find any Puerto Ricans? In Ireland?
Natalie Portman’s butt puts food in your mouth? You eat da poo poo?!?!
Not a hatchet job, it’s actually a really fun glitch in wordpress that fucks up my links and doubles a line of text sometimes when I switch between HTML and visual mode. It’s really fun, because you can’t see it until you publish the post and it makes you look like an incompetent moron.
Natalie Portman makes my butt look big.
So help me god if she used a butt double in The Professional.
I WANT TO BELIEVE!
I don’t think anyone should overlook the possibility of it being a CGI butt. I know it’s Natalie Portman we’re talkin’ about here, but no butt looks that good all the time…
Pregnancy and Hostess products made my butt double.
Next thing it’ll be revealed she used a cunnilingus double in Black Swan. Damn you Portman!
well I’m glad this is settled, I mean can’t a guy just fap in piece without lies and international intrigue?
The trusted source you mentioned Vince is probably one of the many voices in James Franco’s head.
I don’t suppose you know which whore in Game of Thrones? Shae? Tysha? Your Mom?
So Portman can’t swim? Why even have a butt double?
“Natalie Portman’s butt puts food in my mouth.”
Copied straight from your Human Centipede review. That’s just lazy.
a prostitute who beats up a dwarf king
How in Kahless’ Beard has this been glossed over? THIS IS FILMDRUNK!
Ballerino Dan Millepede dances with such grace and cunning he must have a thousand feet. -Pete Hammond
I didn’t want to be the one to say it, but these Irish, sometimes they drink.
According to 12th century English chroniclers, they’re also “a filthy people, wallowing in vice”, who “indulge in incest”.
“Lane says it was always the studio’s plan to make it seem like Portman learned a bunch of fancy ballarinery to help build Oscar buzz, even though that’s not really possible to do in a year.”
Lies perpetrated to trick word of mouth into creating buzz and momentum for accolades based on the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ members’ combined opinions?
For shame Hollywood!
Wait, a butt double dwarf-beating prostitute yet no Secret Dwarf Hookers reference? It’s like I don’t even know you anymore.
Caroline Davis also goes by the name “Miss Buttinsky”.
Clear that mantel of Riley Steele AVN award winning porn dvds, Vince. The Pulitzer is yours.
I betcha them Irish would love to swim naked in the now famous Portwater
i prefer the term ‘impasstor’
Black Swan was severely overrated there I said it.
great… another mainstream comedy movie with no explicit anal sex… booooring…
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