Meet Milijenko Parserisas Bukovic (that’s so weird, MY middle name is Parserisas!). The 56-year-old newspaper vendor from Mexico has 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts, and sources say he may eventually win the prison Oscar for “Most Hardcore.” Do you think he has one above his armpit that makes it look like she has a huge 70s bush? God that would be awesome.
He has so far spent a million Mexican pesos (just over £51,000) [$82,000] for the 82 tattoos. The newspaper vendor’s obsession with tattoos of Roberts started after he watched her in Erin Brockovich.
Time out. You’re paying $1,000 PER Julia Roberts tattoo… in MEXICO? My God, I haven’t heard of someone getting hosed this bad since the people who bought a ticket to Eat, Pray, Love.
The American actress is tattooed all over Mr Parserisas’ body in artwork inspired by a number of scenes from the film. The Roberts fanatic has said that he has plans to get more faces inked on his chest, back and arms.
As long as he has the space on his body and the money, his tattoo tribute will continue. [MetroUK]
Oh, I wouldn’t say he’s a fanatic, just an enthusiast, really. You think he knows she was wearing a water bra in that movie and that her boobs aren’t really that big? I mean, I’m not trying to say breast size should be an accurate barometer for obsession… okay, that’s exactly what I’m saying. I have a tattoo of Julianne Moore on my left testicle. It hurt a lot, but it’s worth it because I know it will age along with her.
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Do you think that one of those tattoos is of Julia Roberts playing someone who isn’t Julia Roberts, but is pretending to be Julia Roberts like in Oceans 12?
If he does, I want to punch that tattoo right in the horse face.
I’m sorry, to him that would be Océanos Doce.
Amazing how when reading the headline “Man has 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts” I was able to predict exactly what a man with 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts would look like.
I was going to get a tattoo of Julia Roberts on my sphincter, but the tattoo artist said it couldn’t be improved upon.
Madre de Dios, I thought he was only a myth! Like candied cotton or the man shaped like Keenan Thompson!
Dude, a million pesos is 82 BUCKS, not 82 LARGE!
(He still got ripped off, though.)
this is bullshit! to get a tattoo in Mexico you just need 300 pesos or just a joint and some Creedence Cd’s and that shit gets done
I tried to stencil her toothy visage Banksy-style on the side of a row house in Bed-Stuy, but I ran out of pant somewhere around her fourth bicuspid.
I ran out of paint, too.
Oh, so this guy’s weird, but covering your hands in henna because Safran Foer’s neighbor’s yogi suggested taking a “me day” is enlightenment?
Shockingly, none of the tattoos are placed to position her lips on his index finger and thumb.
Maybe he’ll meet a nice girl with some Richard Gere tattoos.
If you run “Milijenko Parserisas Bukovic” through Google Translate from Serbian to Spanish to English, it means “Welcome Back Kotter”.
Wow, he makes the Neytiri tattoo guy look restrained.
I was looking for horse tattoos and somehow ended up here…?
Somewhere, Gore Verbinski is doing a facepalm and cursing himself for deciding to make it an antique gun.
He fell in love with her during Erin Brockovich…guess the story about tainted water hit close to home.
At least my tattoo memorial to Sofia Vergara is just shots of her cans. That way they’re timeless.
I think it’s sweet that he got his six-year-old grand-daughter to do most of them.
I’m looking at the horizontal one on his right forearm and I’m trying to remember if Erin Brockovich was a Native American Frankenstein…
Pretty sure I saw the same photo about a year ago except he was playing it off as the guy with 78 Marilyn Manson tattoos.
The thousand per tattoo included a 7 gram rock with each purchase. You know complimentary. Looks like the artist shared it with him prior to getting started. Holy shit is that a labrador retriever in there in the middle of his chest. Your head line is all wrong… Meet the guy with 82 Julia Roberts tattoos and one Awesome Lab tattoo….that looks right.
Wow. He’s more Julia Roberts than Julia Roberts. She’s only got one Julia Roberts face.
I’d like to think that when he’s about to blind a woman with his nakedness he says something like “I’m about to give you the 82 Julia salute”.
He looks like he could be a Batman villain. Maybe he can’t make his own facial expressions, and if someone upsets him he has to point at an angry tattoo and say “I’m THIS right now.”
He also has a tattoo of Gwyneth Paltrow on his anus… he calls it his cunt.
This still isn’t as bad as the guy who has that lesbian-looking Chunk tattoo.
Hey!! This man is Chilean not mexican… He is a Chilean newspaper vendor, please correct that.