Sent in by reader Matthew, here’s Gary Busey performing a “pole dance.” If all goes well and the Gods are pleased, the following days will bring many more poles, which Gary Busey will then slaughter for their meat, which he will divide between himself and a family of coyotes.
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HAPPY ST. PAT’S DAY. Filmdrunk shirts are green and say “drunk” on them. Just sayin’.
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Vincent, the one day when I decide that it’s time to give you my hard-earned male escort money and buy a Film Drunk t-shirt, you’re out of XL’s. Why must you tease me? I get enough of that from your mom. (But seriously, XL’s coming soon?)
HAPPY ST. PAT’S DAY. Filmdrunk shirts are ugly and say “half-breed” on them. Just sayin’.
I was planning on getting blind stinking drunk today anyway, but after seeing Kesha in that unholy monstrosity of a bikini I may skip the alcoholic middleman and go straight to the eye-bleach.
Your cultural appropriation sickens me, Vince.
How do you even find a bikini that awful? It looks like granny panties and stripper clothes had a baby.
The Kesha pictures certainly do humanize her. Which puts me in a terrible position when I get around to Battle: Los Angeles.
With Leather shirts are navy and may make people think you’re into heavy bondage.
Slipping a magic marker down Dancing Busey’s plumber’s crack gets you a private hat dance.
The Turden t-shirts confuse people into thinking you are one of the two followers of the fake Tim Tebow Twitter feed, WWTTD?
I pregamed for St. Patty’s Day last night by getting drunk and listening to Rebecca Black’s “Friday” for 30 minutes straight.
I’m around 1/4 Irish. Does that mean I can only get tipsy?
*wears green cardigan, pours Bailey’s into morning coffee*
I don’t understand Kesha, she can’t sing and she is no where near attractive… I’m thinking she has evidence on somebody or is like world blow job champion
No, Patty, it means that you have a built-in defense against the “got a little Irish in ya?” pickup line.
I’m Irish/English so when I get drunk my half of me wants to bomb the other half.
It’s not real pole-dancing if I can’t see the C-section scar. Gary’s just being a prude. I know he has one. When you’re rich and crazy, you don’t crap like normal people and I don’t think Gary’s a fan of the colonics (although it would explain his affinity for saying “Butthorn”).
Winning!
The left side of the banner pic looks like Busey gave birth to a Arab Ginger Spice.