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This week on the Frotcast, we bring back Laremy Legel of Film.com to talk to us about our new favorite pop star, Rebecca Black, Guy Fieri’s stolen Ferrari (which happened only a few blocks from where we’d been making fun of him only a few hours earlier when we were recording last week’s Frotcast), Laremy and I make fun of the most ridiculous film of the year so far, Battle: Los Angeles, then we move onto the racist UCLA girl, talk Paul, and wrap things up on The Situation at the Donald Trump roast. We tried to keep it a little shorter and tighter this week. Enjoy, tell a friend, etc.
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Relevant videos below…
Rebecca Black, my new favorite song. (She keeps the same facial expression the entire time! The rap interlude contains no actual rhymes!)
The racist UCLA girl
Related to the above video, Parry Gripp’s “Young Girl Talking about Herself,” probably one of the best songs ever written.
Gets me pumped every time.
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I would say Rebecca Black takes me back, but my Friday nights at 13 consisted of sitting in my room, playing an online SWAT Kats RPG. Partyin, partyin, YEAH!
Everything in life is better when it’s shorter and tighter.
Why does Laremy sound like he’s talking to us from the past?
We tried to keep it a little shorter and tighter this week.
Unless you’re talking about haircuts for marines, that’s a terrible idea.
Welcome to Episode 39: Now more like a weightlifting midget’s vagina.
Can somebody please photoshop the Neverending Story Rape Van into the background of the part where she’s wondering which seat to take?
“Everything in life is better when it’s shorter and tighter.”
(closes eyes and chugs beer, but can’t get the image of Roman Polanski yelling this through a megaphone out of my eyes.)
Things that are short and tight:
Plus-size miniskirts.
Things that are short and tight:
Japanese condoms.
Oompa Loompas trying to escape a theater fire.
Drunk Asians.
Companion gif for Rebecca Black breaking it down in the car — Spaz Arms
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You asked for non-English speakers doing an English impersonation, so here’s “Prisencolinensinainciusol” by Adriano Celentano: [www.youtube.com]
Companion to spaz arms:
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Forgot to mention: it starts at 1:40.
Companion to the companion to spaz arms:
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Aaaand I’m spent…
Also, thanks for the shout out to my list of cliches email!
I seriously stood outside in the rain last night for 10 minutes staring at my car and wondering what seat to take.
There’s no need to keep the frotcasts shorter.
When I was 18 I finally realized that I had lost my connection with my generation, and the public in general. In the almost 9 years since, I’ve done a pretty good job of keeping myself away from anything mainstream, as I’ve found the music to be terrible, the tv shows not funny, and the movies boring and uninspiring. Hearing that stupid song on this podcast has shown me how awful popular music has sunk. It has made me angrier than anything those jersey shore assholes could ever say or do. Hearing more than 10 seconds of that song was like an endurance challenge to see how long I could go before giving into my frustration and going outside and punching the first 12-13 year old i see while screaming “STOP LIKING STUPID SHIT YOU STUPID SHIT!!!”
As a public service I will not be leaving the house at all this entire weekend, as doing so may cause me to bludgeon someone to death. Preferably a 12 year old girl who considers Katy Perry her idol.
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The Swede’s take on American language. kicks in about 30 seconds in.
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That was the video I was talking about on the frotcast last night. Good find.