Not to be outdone by the 
Recently departed movie legend Elizabeth Taylor was a woman of many obvious passions – glamorous companionship, AIDS activism, wedding receptions. Perhaps most undersung of them? Chili. [via CNN's Eatocracy]
My God, I want to marry that paragraph. Or at least be glamorous companions.
I have nothing to add to this, so here’s a video of Elizabeth Taylor drunk for some reason:
Don’t interpret this as disrespect, I love drunk people. And chili.
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Finally someone stops to think of the chili. Oh the humanity.
From the looks of it, the Chili Cowboy used his bare fucking hands to stir every single pot of boiling hot chili he ever made.
Or his face.
Poor Wumpus, dropping his blood orange link into an earlier cold Liz thread.
To which Snooki responded, “We love you back!”
*passes out on ground, shits out skeleton*
I bet she preferred it thick and meaty.
Aaw, now I feel bad for laughing at that clip the million times they showed it on The Soup.
Tragically, the time she tried to combine her love of chili with her fondness for AIDS it ended very badly for Rock Hudson.
Where’s the love for Left Eye?
She loved chili?! Except for the whole married eight times, multi-millionaire movie star stuff she was just like me!
Elizabeth Taylor loved chili but hated to go Stagg.
I’m glad they all had delicious perfume to wash it down. BTK, sitting next to chili cowboy is the WORST spot on a plane and the BEST spot at a picnic.
Having a drink holder because you’re hands are weighted down with diamonds is pretty fucking glamorous.