Continuing Jimmy Kimmel’s tradition of getting famous women to star in mediocre sketches, here’s Britney Spears doing the poo cocktail. |via DailyWhat|
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It’s true! That dog only chases electric cars.
What your MMO says about you.
DC Universe Online – You must be a Klingon obsessed Trekkie that likes to fly around Gotham and blow up cars with a grenade launcher and torment civilians with machine guns.
Dor sho gha! They have pegged Him!
Hello Kitty Online – You fucking kill possums by braining them with the heel of your boot.
“Can I have a ride home?” – Anonymous
Somehow I thought a video of a bunch of rednecks covering Britney Spears in piss would be sexier than that.
* tugs one out anyway *
***SPORTS REFERENCE***
Britney is now in the Tiger Woods zone of treading on old fame to justify present shittiness.
My ex made a character that looked like me in one of those MMO games. Which isn’t so bad… except that he put her in a skirt and you could see her underwear. Not cool, man. Not cool.
Britney must be really strong. She’s able to stay seated in the porta-potty without being seatbelted in the way steve-o was in the movie. Who knew whoring around gave you great upper body strength?
My ex made a character that looked like me in one of those MMO games.
Wow, I just don’t even want to imagine how bad your ex perved out on that.
For example, there are guys that ONLY make female characters, and if you ask them “Why?”, their response is ALWAYS:
“Well, if I am going to be looking at a character (or their ass) while I am playing, I would rather it be a HAWT CHICK!”
*shivers*
Pic: It’s not easy being a Mississippi Leghound with a lisp!
(hint: read that with a lisp)
Hey couch-dude, Nip/Tuck did it first.
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I wish she would go back to shaving her head and beating her children when they don’t use the teeth whitening kits she’s provided.