Rosario Dawson, Paul Rudd, and Eva Mendes at the Independent Spirit Awards. I want to live in this picture. If I could be reincarnated as anything, I’d choose Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd or a sea otter. |Buzzfeed|
MORNING LINKS
The Gnarly Sheen pyramid of greatness. |WarmingGlow|
Is a planet being born as we speak? |GammaSquad|
RIP, soccer owl. |WithLeather|
Extreme underwater ice hockey. |TheDailyWhat|
Lesson learned: don’t talk smack about a guy in a car while you’re standing in the middle of the street. |BostonBarstoolSports|
Prostitute Mickey, episodes 1 – 4. |GorillaMask|
The 25 greatest bikini scenes in cinema history. |ScreenJunkies|
Holy Taco’s video of the day. |HolyTaco|
Yo, it’s an At-At made of snow, yo. Still waiting for the other shoe to drop on internet Star Wars reference. Stiiiiilll waaaaiting. |UnrealityMag|
Taylor Momsen stars in “goth slut goes to Starbucks”. True story, I had to google Taylor Momsen after this. |WWTDD|
Kim Kardashian’s new single sounds like robot’s death fart. |TheSuperficial|
After the jump: DID DAVID LETTERMAN RIP US OFF??
This was on Letterman the other night:
And here’s Oliver’s mashup from the other day:
Oliver was pretty pissed about this, and has been doing nothing but huffing paint and sharpening his knives for the last 48 hours. Personally, I think a Mel-Gibson-meets-Gnarly-Sheen rant mash up was just inevitable, especially after Sheen mentioned that Mel Gibson had called him. Of course, our mash up came out before that. That’s because we work in four dimensions around here, something you troll ass losers with your ugly wives would never understand. Bring it.
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Paul Rudd and sea otters are equally adorable.
And I can’t imagine Letterman purposely ripping anybody off like that. He’s not Leno.
Paul Rudd has kitten blood flowing through his veins. He’s a bicycle built for two, bro. Doing Candygrams in his underwear before his first cup of coffee.
I’d say it’s a judgment call. Not like, and I’m just pulling a random example, a movie blog site that has regular posts making fun of Channing Tatum for being a mumbly whigger and then another movie blog ripping off that schtick.
Is Rosairo holding a fork in her other hand? She’s not helping the stereotype that all black people are cannibals.
Dawson, Rudd, and Mendes gave Baby Goose a good chuckle, even though it was a little “randy”.
Does this mean that Paul Rudd is WINNING? Check the scoreboard, bro!
I am going to have to give Letterman the benefit of the doubt. Leno is known for stealing from online sources and this was a logical mash-up.
However, I fulfilled my duty as a drunkard and sent a flaming bag of dog feces to Letterman’s house. His intern will have some stinky shoes.
ZeroCharisma says:
Is Rosairo holding a fork in her other hand? She’s not helping the stereotype that all black people are cannibals.
Wait, Rosario Dawson is black? When did that happen?
flaming bag of dog feces
Perez Hilton?
Swi, there are two women. I believe that’s bi-winning.
I wonder if Paul Rudd’s penis feels like a missile the size of the Chrysler Building?
@tyBo, there are two hispanic women, I believe that’s ¡DOS-GANANDO!
When did Durden stop allowing commenters? Where did all the retards go?
Peet, what about GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL?
Scoreboard!
That owl was more OW!! than WHO??
F*cksaw up!
@Burnsy. Durden dropped the commenters a few weeks back. B did a post saying Kim Kardashian is “a nice lady”, because his sponsor also runs her site, and the commenters ripped him pretty badly. I’m guessing that was the tipping point. Those commenters sucked anyway: You will never find a more wretched hive Of scum And villainy.
I don’t think it’s a fork,Rosario is not Black,and there is no such stereotype about all Black people being cannibals. Anyway,that was one wild time at that awards show. I wonder if those three were in an orgy afterwards. Hmmm.