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Big news on the Superman front today, as Amy Adams, that little fiyah crawtch with the see through brar in The Fightah, has been officially announced as the new Lois Lane in Zack Snyder’s upcoming Superman movie. That means that despite Lois Lane traditionally being a brunette, she’ll probably be a redhead, just like Mary Jane Watson, Jean Grey, Black Widow, and Pepper Potts.  Man, it’s almost as if Hollywood is run by Jews or something.

Snyder remarked, “Second only to Superman himself, the question of who will play Lois Lane is arguably what fans have been most curious about.”

I sincerely hope you never had an actual argument about that.

“So we are excited to announce the casting of Amy Adams, one of the most versatile and respected actresses in films today. Amy has the talent to capture all of the qualities we love about Lois: smart, tough, funny, warm, ambitious and, of course, beautiful.”

Well of course, beautiful.  We couldn’t very well have a list of all the attributes we pretend to care about without the one we actually do care about, now could we? She has everything we want: cupholders, satellite radio, wifi, a four megapixel camera, and of course, tits.

Amy Adams will star opposite Henry Cavill, who plays the new Clark Kent/Superman in the film. The main cast also includes Diane Lane and Kevin Costner, as Martha and Jonathan Kent. [ComingSoon]

I kid, but it’s hard to upset about this casting.  Who knew a superman movie would actually get a real actress?  A two-time Oscar nominee, no less.  I mean, nothing against Kate Bosworth, but… name two Kate Bosworth movies. And no, she’s not the one from Save the Last Dance.  As long as Zack Snyder doesn’t get his hands on the musical choices, this might actually turn out okay.  Put it this way, Sucker Punch had “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”, “Where is My Mind,” and “White Rabbit.”  If he makes a Superman movie without “Jimmy Olsen’s Blues” and that Three Doors Down song, it’ll be a miracle.