Though the competition is likely fierce, Blue Moose took a big step towards becoming the hippest convenience store in the greater OshKosh area with these cups referencing the famous quote from The Big Lebowski. (They even put the “man” in the right place!)
Since Big Lebowski quotes seem to be even more universally loved than that Journey song, I had a few more ideas about where they could be incorporated.
- Engraving on TAG Heuer’s latest model: “It’s a Swiss f*cking watch.”
- Malibu changes their official city model to “Keep your goldbrickin’ ass out of our beach community.”
- Tagline for Paxil: “Nothing is f*cked here, dude.”
- Church marquee: “Nobody f*cks with the Jesus.” (obvious)
- In N Out Burger: “Those are good burgers, Walter.”
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The Mighty Feklahr would prefer if the World Health Organization used lines from The Matrix to advertise.
Mortgage collection department – sends toe in envelope.
Overheard at every Wahlberg family reunion: “Shut the fuck up, Donnie.”
On Swiss children’s lunchboxes, with accompanying photo of Roman Polanski: “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”
Generic-brand Viagra slogan: “I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!”
On a dry-cleaners: “The Chinaman is not the issue!”
Boehner 2012. Racially he’s pretty cool?
The question mark in a playful font to humanize him.
Fertility Clinic: I’m just helping her conceive, man!
OB GYN:Its uh, Its uh, Its down there somewhere let me take another look.
Chinese Organ Trade: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.
Neo-Nazism: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
Visa: Where’s the fucking money Lebowski?
Blue Moose Clerk: “Nobody’s buying the Diet Coke anymore.”
Blue Moose Manager: “Mark it Coke Zero!”
Daycare: “8 year olds dude.”
Chuck-E-Cheese: “Eight year olds, Dude.”
Also acceptable, To Catch a Predator: “Eight year olds, Dude.”
Also also acceptable, Chodin’s Love Palace: “Eight year olds, Dude.”
F you Hammer! And me for not refreshing.
F5, fuckwad.
carpet outlet: “That rug really tied the room together” (ok way easy)
Mail Order Brides: “I’ll have a white Russian”.
On the decline of Entourage after the departure of Jeremy Piven: “That rug really tied the room together.”
To Jacky, a new mother: “You make one hell of a Caucasian Jacky.”
AIDS Awareness: “This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.”
Roman Polanski: “I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you!”
Gynecologist: “They say my work is rather vaginal in nature.”
The first time I saw a girl naked: “Hey, nice marmot!”
Park Ranger: “And also lets not forget, let’s not forget dude, that keeping wild life… an amphibious rodent… you know domestic… within the city… That ain’t legal either.”
DirecTV: “It fixes the cable?”
An ad campaign for STD’s “Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?” Or when Tiger Woods loses another tournament “Obviously youre not a golfer” In front of your local synagogue “Shomer Fuckin Shabass!!” On Bree Olsens Forehead “I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars”
VFW: “I’m a fuckin’ veteran, that’s who I am.”
Xanax: “Calmer than you are.”
Verizon: “Phone’s ringin’, Dude”
LowStandardsDating.com: “At least I’m housebroken”
Chinese-American Society: Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian-American. Please.
On a calendar: Is this a–what day is this?
Proctologist: Condolences! The bums lost!
Verizon: What the fuck’re you talking about? Your carrier. Who’s your fucking carrier?
Tylenol: For when you’re entering a world of pain
Firstdibs.com (antiques): It’s fragile man, very fragile.
Debating Club: Yeah well, that’s just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.