Our film editor, Oliver, must be extra lonely this Valentine’s Day, because he’s put together a mashup of the most disturbing kisses from film history. This might not be as comprehensive a mashup as you’re used to seeing from him (read: it’s shorter), but he makes up for lack of quantity with quality of disgustingness. Seriously, the one at the 1:32 mark almost made me puke, and I have literally the strongest stomach in the history of the world. Poor Oliver. In lieu of payment this week I’m sending him a cat, a Twilight book, and a tub of ice cream with a note on it that says “Don’t worry, fatty, I’ll be your Valentine.”
Movies (in order of appearance)
The Shining (1980)
300 (2006)
Howard The Duck (1986)
The Goonies (1985)
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)
Planet of the Apes (1968)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Nekromantik (1987)
Octane (2003)
Candyman (1992)
Dead Alive (1992)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
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I call bullsh*t, I didn’t even see Wild Things on the list.
Matt Dillon kissing two hot high school sluts? Disgusting!
Not so much hot as bothering.
LOL @ Nekromantik
The video actually doesn’t show the truly disturbing part of the scene, in which the corpse’s dick rotted off so the woman cuts off a broom handle and sticks it between its legs so she can have sex with it.
Germans are fucked up.
The video actually doesn’t show the truly disturbing part of the scene, in which the corpse’s dick rotted off so the woman cuts off a broom handle and sticks it between its legs so she can have sex with it.
That probably hits a little too close to home for guys who’ve slept with Lindsay Lohan
The first time I saw The Shining, I screamed at that scene. I was 13, but still. So so so awful.
I believe I would’ve taken my chances outside in the blizzard like Jack did. Gah, his kid talks to own goddamn finger! No amount of physical abuse can cure that.
Rotten or not, she’s still less terrifying looking than Shelley Duvall.
I wonder if Howard is a loud quacker in bed?
Ummm…
Schwing?
Dick was out before I pressed play, rock hard by 0:35, and covered in shame before the fade to black.
No Tetsuo: The Iron Man? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM
I’ll never get a boner again. Not because of the clips, but because of that song. Brrrrrrrrrrr.
I swore it was Marky Mark in the Header Picture
Sucks that this video got taken down. Are you ever going to upload it again somewhere else? I really wanna show it to some of my friends.