Here’s the new poster for Madea’s Big Happy Family, with Tyler Perry as Madea dressed as Black Swan. Get it? Because “Madea is the real Black Swan.”*
*Editor’s Note: I don’t get it.
I guess once you’ve got an incredible concept like a man dressed up like a lady, the marketing department can pretty much take the rest of the day off. They seem to have the same instincts for promotional material as the girl who designed the flyer for the high school softball team’s bake sale. I copied the Godfather logo, get it? I look forward to the next poster, all black with white text, “GOT MADEA?”
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*looks around*
Dor sho gha! It’s true, boss…we used up all the grape drank, fried chicken, AND Gabourey Sidibe jokes from the Filmdrunk vault.
Poster for the next Madea movie: Black background, large grandmotherly figure silhouetted in white, scarlett text spattered on foreground . . .
300 Lbs of Black Sass!
Between Tyler Perry and Two and Half men stars making millions of dollars Its looking more and more like suicide for Hammer.
Madea is the real Black Swan because this movie has a lesbian fat suit sex scene with Gabourey Sidibe.
True Grits?
Winter’s Bone Thugs?
In Madea’s 127 Hours, the boulder is diabetes, and her arm is her foot.
Think about it.
@Eibmoz Thanks. I may never have an erection again thanks to that thought.
Da Kidz iz A’ight
Madea is… Chocolate Milk.
Don’t swans like water?
I was really excited when I saw that super-pale Tyler Perry. I thought to myself, “Sweet, no more retarded Madea movies stealing revenue away from actual good movies that deserve it.” Then I realized he wasn’t dead, that it was just makeup.
*wipes away tears*
How could you do that to me? That’s just cruel.
The biggest disappointment for me in Star Trek was that nobody got sassed or Z-snapped in space court.
dave chapelle did whiteface waaaaay better
So I guess its ok for a black man dressed as a sassy fat woman to wear white face?
Up next . . . Black Ms. Swan.
Tagline — “Okay, I tell you evry-teeng”
Oh, Tyler Perry, yo mind be the scene of the crime.
Why can’t he get caught in the middle of a train and a school bus crash?
Yo son… that shit must be off the hook… look how pale that muthafuka got off one hit… he’s all pale and shit
Madea is the real Hobo with a Shotgun.
*snaps fingers
I still got it.
Well it’s a bittersweet victory for the ICP. A black man actually put on juggalo face paint, but that black man is Tyler Perry. Well, you know what they say, “You can’t have your abortion and eat it too.”