Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, and Todd Phillips carried the first Hangover, even though the script was pretty lame and hacky. I was going to say that, instead of calling it “overrated”, but then the sequel teaser hits and practically the whole thing is glowing quotes from critics about the first one. Really, guys? That’s still the movie where the fat guy gets a BJ from an old lady in an elevator, right?
Oh well, at least Peter Travers didn’t say it “snuck up and floored” him.
Official Synopsis:
In the follow-up, Phil (Cooper), Stu (Helms), Alan (Galifianakis) and Doug (Bartha) travel to exotic Thailand for Stu’s wedding. After the unforgettable bachelor party in Las Vegas, Stu is taking no chances and has opted for a safe, subdued pre-wedding brunch. However, things don’t always go as planned. What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can’t even be imagined.
Imagine? When you’ve got David Carradine’s crime-scene photos, there’s no need to imagine. (*resumes choke-baiting*)
[via Apple]
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“Uh, guys?” – Justin Bartha
of course there’s a gaddamned monkey.
HAHAHAHAHA, A FUCKING FACE TATTOO! LIKE MIKE TYSON GOT 8 YEARS AGO! PRICELESS! EPIC!
Today, I’m working on Hangover 2,000.
I bet if Justin Bartha had an agent, he’d be SO fired.
Oh, wait. He is in it.
Whatever, I still stand by my comments.
So in this one they say hangover, but mean muffin top.
Thai ladyboy elevator BJ, or GTFO.
I never really understood the fawning over the original either, and the sequel has Meet the Fockers-level suck written all over its face.
The Ending
SPOILER ALERT
The guys went to a old Chinese mystic and the boring guy was turned into a monkey. He shits all over the guys then morphs back into boring human just in time for the wedding.
The Mighty Feklahr would be interested in seeing the “Hangover Boys” visit a pineapple canning facility! It would be a double whammy!!! ROFLKOTAL!
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Get it? Because Thailand’s chief export is TIN (used in canning) and they are also the world leader in exporting canned pineapple!
Hey, don’t give This Klingon that look! We have been making a living on Lady Boy, “bang cock”, and David Carradine jokes, but those pools are drying up!
Just remember, when we are all having a good laugh about canned pineapple from Thailand, you all can thank Him for investing in it EARLY!
Oh man, I hope Bradley Cooper compensates for wooden acting by being handsome, Ed Helms acts lovably naive and Chad Farthouse pratfalls a lot! That would be a treat that all of middle America could enjoy!
If my fiancee said, “Hey, let’s get married in Thailand!’ I’
d blacken her other eye.
Alright! Now I know what I’m doing Memorial Day weekend!
(Probably barbecuing, and drinking)
LOL! Shake Wieght joke or GTFO!
Because this one is set in Thailand there better be a lot more naked Ken Jeong.
To most critics, in an era of unoriginality, who must constantly review remakes, reboots, and prequels, The Hangover probably seemed like Tolstoy.
Shoulda called it The Huangover.
These guys should fucking blooooooooooooooooooooooow Mel Gibson!
Let’s see… Thai Ladyboys… Spicy food… Insane cab drivers… foreign jails… anti-white sentiment… rampant crime… bicycles… am I missing any “important” plot points? No? Let’s go write our script then!
@Stinky Peet
Is that what that tattoo is on Helms’ face?
“Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, and Todd Phillips carried the first Hangover”.
So, the director and two of the main actors “carried” the film? Doesn’t that basically make it a good film?
I didn’t say it was a bad film, just not a great film. Hacky script. Not the kind of raw material I’d expect a sequel out of. I’d rather see the same talent on a different project, frankly.
Pacino, Brando and Coppola carried the Godfather.
beer, drugs, and worry free sex carried my college experience.