I had no influence over Oliver’s latest mashup, but when Oliver sets his mind to something, I can do little to stop him. His latest is a supercut dedicated to shedding light on a rarely-mentioned problem: dwarf abuse in cinema, which, even more tragically, is so often played for laughs. It’s a subject near and dear to Oliver’s heart, literally, as he was born with a rare condition known as “dwarf heart,” and would surely have died if not for a 26-hour operation at the tiny hands of famed dwarf surgeon C. Reginald Appleton, M.D.d.. But back to the video. Just when you’re like, “Hey! But what about Leprechaun in the Hood?” BOOM! There’s Leprechaun in the Hood! (No, not that leprechaun in the hood, you know what I meant).
Additional notes:
- Yes, one of those dwarfs was played by Gary Oldman.
- No, it did not include any of Werner Herzog’s laughing dwarfs from that one movie, but it certainly deserves your attention.
- I would’ve spelled it “dwarves,” but Oliver chose the other spelling, and now I’m stuck with it.
BELOW: A semi-thorough list of the most famous dwarf actors currently working.
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Olivier, no Noodles McIntosh from UHF? Kahless is disappoint.
It’s ironic that Tony Cox proves that all dwarfs don’t look alike.
The guy from In Bruges deserved it. He was a racist and he didn’t wave back.
It’s like they used up all the new dwarves in Time Bandits and we’ve been stuck with the remaining four ever since.
You guys forgot about the dwarf that´s raped by one of the whores in Caligula. He was just strolling around the orgy, trying to keep his mask on, and was jumped by a hoe. I feel for the man.
Some of those dwarves were midgets. Gnome sayin’.
Tony Cox is black AND a dwarf? That makes him what, 10% of a person?
There’s no way what I have to say doesn’t won’t weird… but although I have never met Jordan Prentice, I have spoken with him on the phone several times and he’s pretty cool. That said, I’ll make a joke of it I should give up my job as a phone sex operator for dwarves.
This just got me excited for Game of Thrones
Wait, no secret dwarf hooker death scene? pff this is bollocks.
When you said “not that dwarf in the hood”, I thought you were referring to the clitoris. Then I remembered that it’s like leprechauns. It doesn’t exist.
that Bruges Spock-chop is FUCKING METAL. I’m gonna try it on my nephew.
“Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes.”
RIP Leslie Nielsen
I’ve now jerked off to this three times.