The Polish movie poster for every C-Tates movie is just the album cover for Vanilla Ice’s “To The Extreme”
02.15.11 at 11:50 am
Michelle07
Durr, he holds the gun in the last scene until he isn’t anymore.
02.15.11 at 11:52 am
Fek'lhr
Geez, elle0, SPOILER ALERT!
02.15.11 at 11:54 am
Erswi
I like that Luis Guzman gets top billing on the Boogie Nights poster. He’s way overdue for some well deserved cred.
02.15.11 at 11:57 am
Dingus
I’ll tell you this much about the Poles: they may not be able to read or write, or defend themselves, or understand the nuance of language, or swim, or clothe themselves properly, or solve simple mathematical equations, or maintain their dignity, or construct primitive dwellings, or make fire, or handle weaponry without maiming themselves, or raise their young, etc… but they certainly can make mildly perverted, extremely vague movie posters that do little to explain the plot. Fun fact: they’ve also learned to survive almost exclusively on a diet of turnips, sawgrass and vodka, even though a wide variety of foodstuffs are readily available to them.
02.15.11 at 12:13 pm
Quatro Loko Ese
Hey Vinnie Batsshit, go home and get your slideshow pants and then see Straight Time, not the feel good hit of 78 but Busey, Dean Stanton and Theresa Russell’s titties are worth the viewing!
02.15.11 at 12:18 pm
Asher
I bet they didn’t think that Airplane poster was quite so funny when they had to pick out a new president, did they?
02.15.11 at 12:19 pm
Moose
We all lived* in a Polish** submarine.
*very briefly
**screendoors
02.15.11 at 12:59 pm
The Hammer
I heard they tried to send a rocket to the sun… now get this cause its the crazy part….AT NIGHT!
02.15.11 at 2:52 pm
buddy randolph
That Raging Bull poster is pretty Bill Plympton-esque.
02.15.11 at 6:17 pm
Homo Erectus
I played the thumboner in high school. And a lot in jr high.
02.15.11 at 7:51 pm
Delfin Paris
Weekend at Bernie’s – didn’t think they could capture the essence of that opus on canvas.
And yet, they did.
They really did.
02.16.11 at 12:27 am
DCerminara
The Witches of Eastwick poster is referring to the wax doll the witches make of the Devil… It’s pretty oblique, though, might as well be a bowl of cherries…
Love the ‘great tracts of land’ on the Sex in the City poster…
02.16.11 at 12:28 am
bopalo
c’mon, folks. that’s joel grey, not liza minelli. film what now?
02.16.11 at 9:41 am
SpottedJack
Does anyone know where I can order some of these???
Vince Mancini: you’re a dullard. Poster art is huge in Poland. Do some research. Of course these posters are rad.
02.16.11 at 2:33 pm
Vince Mancini
Hence why I did a 35-page slide show on it. I was being facetious. At least, I thought I was when I wrote it…
02.16.11 at 2:41 pm
Trisarahtops
Oh well, in that case, all is well. I’m sure you’re a very pleasant fellow. Anyway, like I mentioned, poster art is big time in Poland. I believe there’s even a poster museum in Warsaw. I’ve never had the chance to visit it, but I’m sure it’s mega rad.
02.16.11 at 3:23 pm
Arkaad
I’m almost positive that’s a Twins era Danny DeVito in that Witches of Eastwick poster.
09.19.11 at 6:04 pm
agashiyeyo
There is a poster museum in Kraków, but design in general still gets recognition and a lot of awards… it is such country of artists for some reason.
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BOOM, NOW PUT ON YOUR SLIDESHOW PANTS, HOMIE.
Hypocrite!!!
The Polish movie poster for every C-Tates movie is just the album cover for Vanilla Ice’s “To The Extreme”
Durr, he holds the gun in the last scene until he isn’t anymore.
Geez, elle0, SPOILER ALERT!
I like that Luis Guzman gets top billing on the Boogie Nights poster. He’s way overdue for some well deserved cred.
I’ll tell you this much about the Poles: they may not be able to read or write, or defend themselves, or understand the nuance of language, or swim, or clothe themselves properly, or solve simple mathematical equations, or maintain their dignity, or construct primitive dwellings, or make fire, or handle weaponry without maiming themselves, or raise their young, etc… but they certainly can make mildly perverted, extremely vague movie posters that do little to explain the plot. Fun fact: they’ve also learned to survive almost exclusively on a diet of turnips, sawgrass and vodka, even though a wide variety of foodstuffs are readily available to them.
Hey Vinnie Batsshit, go home and get your slideshow pants and then see Straight Time, not the feel good hit of 78 but Busey, Dean Stanton and Theresa Russell’s titties are worth the viewing!
I bet they didn’t think that Airplane poster was quite so funny when they had to pick out a new president, did they?
We all lived* in a Polish** submarine.
*very briefly
**screendoors
I heard they tried to send a rocket to the sun… now get this cause its the crazy part….AT NIGHT!
That Raging Bull poster is pretty Bill Plympton-esque.
I played the thumboner in high school. And a lot in jr high.
Weekend at Bernie’s – didn’t think they could capture the essence of that opus on canvas.
And yet, they did.
They really did.
The Witches of Eastwick poster is referring to the wax doll the witches make of the Devil… It’s pretty oblique, though, might as well be a bowl of cherries…
Love the ‘great tracts of land’ on the Sex in the City poster…
c’mon, folks. that’s joel grey, not liza minelli. film what now?
Does anyone know where I can order some of these???
SpottedJack
how about http://www.polishposter.com
Vince Mancini: you’re a dullard. Poster art is huge in Poland. Do some research. Of course these posters are rad.
Hence why I did a 35-page slide show on it. I was being facetious. At least, I thought I was when I wrote it…
Oh well, in that case, all is well. I’m sure you’re a very pleasant fellow. Anyway, like I mentioned, poster art is big time in Poland. I believe there’s even a poster museum in Warsaw. I’ve never had the chance to visit it, but I’m sure it’s mega rad.
I’m almost positive that’s a Twins era Danny DeVito in that Witches of Eastwick poster.
There is a poster museum in Kraków, but design in general still gets recognition and a lot of awards… it is such country of artists for some reason.