Here’s my latest clip for The Grid, talking Birdemic. I feel like I came off less awkward this time, so I compensated with more plaid.
MORNING LINKS
Who fought the law and who won. |
The evolution of Ice Cube, in pictures. |Filmdrunk|
10 Great Shows That Died After One Season. |Uproxx|
20 More Thom Yorke Dancing Memes. |GammaSquad|
Motion Picture Music: 50 Great Soundtrack Raps. |SmokingSection|
Video Gamer Applied For Coaching Gig |WithLeather|
PICTURED: Hugleikur Dagsson is an Icelandic cartoonist, and he’s pretty amazing.
30 Examples Of Internet Memes At The Wisconsin Capitol. |Buzzfeed|
Disney’s Rejection To Tim Burton, Circa 1976 |Moviefone|
A totally-not-coked-up Charlie Sheen writes a letter about his “fire-breathing fists” helping him walk “up the steps of justice.” We did a whole Frotcast about this, so you might as well get caught up now. |WWTDD|
Kanye West On Abortion. |TheSuperficial|
Old man fight spawns light-sabre duel video. God bless the internet. |GorillaMask|
Ice cream made from human breast milk. |TheDailyWhat|
Basketball player who got knocked over by coach rejects his apology on Good Morning America. |BostonBarstoolSports|
Haha, she said “pussy furry.” |HolyTaco|
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Vince totally has gay hair.
Like two-minute noodles.
Genuinely curious about how you decide which movies to discuss on The Grid. Do they tell you which movie you are going to do, then you write the segment? Or do you get to decide what to discuss yourself? Are you usually encouraged to time segments with DVD releases, for example? Or can you talk about whatever film you want?
-and do you chose your own wardrobe and how to wear it? Because with top button done up on your t-shirt the message you’re sending is, “Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, today I’d like to discuss the following picture-film.” If you undid the top one or two buttons, the message could be, “Hey guys, check out this movie I saw the other day*.”
(*and maybe later we could rub dick tips together.)
Where did you get that flannel shirt? It’s fantastic. I’d like to get 5 or 6 of them and wear one all the time.
As for Sheen, I’m pretty sure he meant he’d be on camera for Drug Test: the xXx Parody. Also, I think his letter simultaneously elicited rousing slow claps from both Mel Gibson and Michael Vick.
I like how you wear jeans over your giant waffle knit adult onesies. Like me!
If I were pressed to name this particular fashion trend going on here, I think I’d have to go with “Lumberjackoff.”
Fuck I forgot he’s the guy that is in charge of free shirt day. There goes my chances.
Fuck.
You trying to break the record for most buttons on a torso? Jesus Christ.
Aw, don’t listen to these baktags, Lince. The Mighty Feklahr thought you were dreamy.
Ash, if you think calling Lince a “Lumberjackoff” is going to hurt your chances…YOU AREN’T READY TO FILMDRUNK!
Don’t look now, Vince, but I think the people who decide where to freeze-frame a clip are trying to make you look like an asshole.
Man, Kanye’s views on abortion are all fucked up. He’s complaining that it can cost a man upwards of $100,000 to pay off a woman to have one or else he’ll have to deal with supporting in illegitimate child.
What he SHOULD be saying is that he pays for contract killings. That sounds much more baller.
Is it just me or does Vince have Truckasaurus hands?
Donk, I don’t know where it costs 100k to get a “Freedom Cleaning” but a Seagal-esque front kick at the top of the stairs is always free.
Well, at least we know your mother didn’t dress you. Few women are that cruel.
Well that’s not fair, Erswi. If it has to be Seagal-esque then only Anderson Silva, Lyoto Machida, Machida-kun, a few Brazilians, and Seagal himself would be able to perform one.
This is true Donk however, if one were to truly learn all that Seagal has to teach he could kick her down the stairs before she even got pregnant. Even if the kid is already 3 years old.
Steven Seagull taught me how to poop on cars!
You look constipated in that frame.
Ah yes, the temporal abortion. He learned a variation of that in Tibet and has perfected it over the last 30 years.
Well, actually, he learns it tomorrow, but what’s space/time to Steven Seagal?
and Steven Shegal taught me how to tuck. (tooootally unnecessary)
Steven Smeagol taught me how to play ring toss.
I go now bye bye.
Jonathan Livingstone Seagal taught me to love Jesus.
This definitely came across as more important Vince. It was less wire hanger abortion than, alcohol induced miscarriage.
Fuck fuck fuck. I meant natural, not important.
You are getting more relaxed with this TV business Vince, now if we can just do something about you looking like a Hulk version of an early 2000′s era Justin Timberlake…
Vance, you are very handsome, but try not to look so gay.
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I’m still really sore. I tell you the thing was this big.