If you’re at all familiar with FilmDrunk, you know that dog movies are pretty much our favorite thing ever. Dogs playing poker, dogs dancing salsa, dogs playing piano, dogs playing volleyball, dogs hating black people — basically, if the movie’s got a dog doing something human, and Owen Wilson’s not in it, we’re there.
Monster Mutt takes all the dogs-doing-people-stuff we love (taking performance-enhancing drugs, in this case) and combines it with our other favorite thing, people in animal costumes. CGI IS FOR BITCHES, YO! My God, it’s like someone recreated the world of my dreams in a movie trailer, and filled it with my secrets. STOP THE VAN, I’VE BEEN INCEPTED!
And the song that plays when regular mutt turns into monster mutt? You guessed it, Who Let the motherf*cking Dogs Out. (*kisses fingertips*) Magnifique. That song hadn’t realized its true purpose, until now.
A thousand thanks to Ryan for finding this.
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And it has Zach Fucking Ward in it? That dude is like the Eric Stoltz of his generation, but with more exxxtreme sports attitude.
I love the idea of this movie so much I’m not even going to try to fuck it the first night we hang out.
Can I also say I really enjoyed the voiceover line “That’s impressive! Let’s do it with a dog!”
And the scientist who turns the dog into Monster Mutt is the same actor who played the banker trying to foreclose on the house in Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2, thus driving the action in that dog picture as well. That is how you fill a niche in entertainment.
Chuck, he’ll always be the janitor from The Suite Life of Zach & Cody to me.
Peda-touche, Jacktion.
What? I have kids to feed
my sexual urges.“Let’s do it with a dog”
For a minute there I thought we were watching my parents sex tape.
Even this will be better than transformers 3.
So as an evil corporation run by a ginger and with the power to make monsters they just figure what? “fuck it. steal that dog whatever.”????
This movie could lead to entire volumes of erotic fanfiction penned by an incarcerated Michelle Owen.
This tentpole smells like dog piss.
Max has total rapey face.
Would kids really enjoy this? I think not. When I was a kid I wanted fucking Power Rangers, not stupid baja dog shit
RVW- that comment isn’t so nice, nice baby
Oh my God. There’s no CGI. There’s No CGI! THERE’S NO CGIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Oh sorry chief, my bad, I’ll stay in my lane, I just don’t wanna pay the tolls. But some rules I can follow.
Just had to make sure Michelle Owen got a mention in here, good job Moose! QAPLAH!
i was waiting for the “hey” at the end of the trailer, but when it happened it still crushed my soul
They made a movie about my dick?
an evil corporation run by a ginger and with the power to make monsters
I can’t watch the video at work, but I look forward to finding out what the NFL has to do with all this.