So this one’s pretty self-explanatory: it’s called Frankenstein’s Army, and it comes from Dutch director Richard Raaphorst [GRRR, DICK RAPE HORSE!]. It’s about Hitler coming across the writings of Victor Frankenstein and trying to create an army of sewn-together undead to help him win the war. As far as stuff from Dutch directors goes, it actually sounds pretty tame. In fact, it’s pretty much one Asian chick in spandex and a slo-mo scene away from being a Zack Snyder movie.
Anyway, cool trailer, interesting concept. I was with it up until the part where Hitler reads a book by a guy named “Frankenstein.”
[via Twitch, doing the lord's work, as always]




Maybe i’m losing my mad skills but I’ve tried clicking on the big triangle ang nothing’s happening.
…Hmm. I dunno, it works for me. Anyone else?
Talking of Dutch directors (well, sequels of movies by Dutch directors), I found myself watching Starship Troopers 3 last night and actually enjoying it. The boobs and the nod to the propaganda of the first movie helped.
booooo, not on netflix
The trailer works for me.
Frakenstein is one of my favorite books, but I can’t tell if this is supposed to be cheesy or creepy. Or maybe both? But the combination of Nazis and monsters seems automatically cheesy.
Talking of Dutch directors (well, remakes of movies by Dutch directors) …
AronofskyDetroitFrankensteinHobocop.
FRANKENSTEIN.
That was worse than Frahn-ken-steen.
ugh. this isn’t going to end up along the same lines as ‘worst case scenario’… also involving undead nazis. where it looks awesome. i wait and wait. even sign up to be an extra. and then it never gets made?
well holy shit. speak of the devil. same director. there is now a 99% chance that it will also not be made.
Die Rotten Waffen
Frau Blücher (neeeiiighhhh!) or GTFO.
Hey, what happened to the Meryl Thatcher post?
Roooll, roooll, rooooll in za hay~
What hump?
Wehrmacht!
There
What?
There macht…
Clip works now for me. I’m going to use the soundtrack as my new ringtone.
Moose: ixnay on the ottenray!
It would be way better if Frankenstein read Mein Kampf and decided to become a dictator.
For the first 90 minutes of the movie we just watch Hitler speed read the book. It’s not boring though. There’s dramatic music, and he moves around in his seat like a dog does when it’s asleep. He might be reading but you can tell he’s dreaming big.
But that video clip was disappointing. Anything labeled “Frankenstein’s Army Promo” should be awesome.
Sending sewn-together corpses into Russia during winter?
Looks like this idea was…
*removes sunglasses*
Fucking stupid.
YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
“But what happens when Mein Fuhrer finds out his new supersoldiers were harvested from *record scratch* a JEWISH cemetery?”