Just kidding, friends. I don’t know what Rob Schneider’s next project is because I haven’t received my copy of Burn In Hell Weekly yet. But if I could offer a piece of advice to Mr. Schneider for a moment, I think this commercial for the Central Florida Zoo has his name written all over it. Animals pooping and peeing? What else could anyone ask for?
Schneider could play lovable loser Lem Winkles, a janitor at a local zoo and a man with a crush on the seemingly unattainable elephant trainer played by Mila Kunis. And just when Lem thinks there’s no chance of getting a girl like that, he meets a talking piece of elephant dung, voiced by Kevin James. Together they win her over and help Lem discover his confidence and true love. I expect my check by the end of the week, Happy Madison.
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Just like Michael Bay’s audition tapes! Except, less bikinis and Ferraris.
Is that spotted owl trying to blink in Morse code? Wonder what he’s trying to say…
This video plays on a continuous loop during brainstorming sessions at DreamWorks.
How did you know I make a weekly e-zine about you called Burns in Hell?
I’m not getting this video. What do the Japanese contestants have to do to win the Ford Focus?
Not enough shit jokes for a Rob Schneider movie. Where is the coprophagia? No one is even getting peed on!
Hehehehehehehehehe, phagia.
Ironically, Kevin James houses several Oliphaunts to serve as bidets for him.
Burns in Hell is a short story written by a sometimes substitute blogger here on FD about his recent trip to New Orleans.
One thing is for sure, Rob Schneider is lookin’ rolled up phat in his new “Pittsburgh Steelers SB Champs” threads!
Burnsy is going to end up in hell with Coach K and JJ.
Jon Lovitz was recently cast to play the ghost of Hermes Wettootz, the greatest russian gay penguin trainer, and the spiritual guide to Lem.
Wait, where’s Fergie?