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Lindy West was back this week and we had a whole slew of topics to discuss, which unfortunately (or fortunately) got dropped like ordinance from a metaphorical fighter jet when the Charlie Sheen tape hit late afternoon. My God, it’s gold. He’s like the villain in an Adam Sandler movie. Playing it for people who had no idea what they were in for was like watching people see 2 Girls 1 Cup for the first time.
- Opening: we briefly discuss my birthday party before the Charlie Sheen stuff
- 9-minutes: We start playing Charlie Sheen clips. My God, they are amazing.
- 22-minutes: Charlie Sheen talks his tattoo of fighter jets dropping Giving Tree apples, aka Gnarly Gnarlyness. Trivia: both he and Baby Goose have Giving Tree tattoos.
- 37-minutes: Charlie Sheen talks watching Jaws on his yacht.
- 49-minutes: We actually discussed Catfish for about five minutes like we’d planned.
- 1 Hour, 2 Minutes: Lindy and I tortured ourselves with Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son.
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you guys are a bunch of turds.
It just warms my heart that that’s the first comment on this post.
Completely unrelated, but I found the people who find Kevin James funny.
“I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”
I’m a drowsy, poetic fighter jet, ya heard!
Total Robocop’s gun here. They don’t make the F-18 anymore. It’s the F/A-18. Fuckin’ Sheen…
“Yyyyyikes.” – Muammar Gaddafi
You commenters are all soft targets – I’m doing strafing runs in my underwear on all of yas.
“Bring it.” -Charlie Sheen, to coke dealer.
I AM Thomas Jefferson. WINNING!
I’m an F-5 tornado, bro. Finger of god, bring it. No way will you escape like that tornado movie. I worked with Bill Pullman, I knew Bill Pullman, Bill Pullman was a friend of mine. Bro, you’re no Bill Pullman. No don’t fucking interrupt me bro, who the fuck is Bill Paxton? Shut the fuck up you keep talking and all I keep doing is WINNING. Of course I’m sober, you charlatan. You philistine. You nincompoop! BRING IT, I SAY.
Crap, he kind of makes me want to try coke.
PURE AND COMPLETE GNARLY-ISMS
If Charlie Sheen is any airborne weapon of war, he’s a Scud missile. He holds a good payload, but once he’s been fired off, you have to just keep an eye on CNN to find out where it all went.
Time for a small rant (pulls pants up to nipples, hunches over and leans on cane).
Charlie Sheen is a drugged out dickhead of a spoiled brat, he claims that the crew of the show is behind him on this, but I have a really good friend that works for this show, and now since its been canceled, the ENTIRE crew is out of work. I’m pretty sure that if the studio would drop Charlie in their midst, they would tear him apart, ala Velociraptors to a cow. This is just the culmination of a lifetime of everyone kissing his ass and not getting called out for anything.
*takes deep breath, readjusts hearing aid*
Now get off my yard!
If you want to know how out of touch Charlie Sheen is, just listen to him describe his fans as “beautiful”, The last time any of his fans were described as beautiful, Buffalo Bill was spying on them through night vision goggles…
He’s become a Mel Gibson/Tom Cruise hybrid.
Nothing in the notes about Nick Ring, even though he has a big PPV match coming up?
The Mighty Feklahr thought He knew you, Frotcast.
Kinda lazy and short-sighted of CBS to just cancel 2.5 Men. How hard could it have been to write Charlie Sheen out and replace him with Rip Torn as “Uncle Gus”?
Boom – Stability for five more seasons.
We meant to, Fek, but Charlie Sheen’s F-18 blew it up while he was napping.
sorry to post this here but this kid in my dorm put the Austin Powers theme on max volume and repeat and left for the weekend. I don’t know whether to shake his hand or punch him in the face when he gets back.
The Pope has an army of assassins – Randy Quaid was right all along. Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh-bye.
You know, I Sheen’s right about his coke use not being a problem. If anything it’s fueling him to heights never before seen. And given his family lineage, I think he may be the world’s most successful crack-baby.
first one for free, second one in the mouth… he says that like 3 times in the full one…
@matthewburgoon in all seriousness, I was thinking similar thoughts about the crew, too, but later he seems to indicate that by “crew” he means his two porn star cohorts, which is pretty awesome.
I think you know the right answer to this, beksex
It’s called a piss puck
this going insane and ranting at 40+ is a common theme… baldwin, gibson, sheen…
I think this all leads to Charlie Sheen exiling himself to a small remote village, until he’s persuaded out of retirement by President Tug Benson and Colonel Walters, who need their best soldier to attempt a rescue mission.
Crap, I think I just wandered into another Hot Shots! Part Deux scenario.
The Mighty Feklahr is about to queue this fucker up. He has a strange feeling Charlie Sheen is going to Rommie-stomp His mind.
Jesus…the meme doesn’t even know where to begin!
I had too much coffee and now I’m doing strafing runs in my underwear :(
Lol hey Sheen, the plane in Top Gun was the F-14, not the F/A-18. Winning!!
I was just violently winning around in the future in my F-4D yacht dropping Giving Trees and Vatican fist fire on non-processing bridge trolls. What? I AM A DEATHBIRD BOWLING SHIRTS. DEAL WITH IT. DONE.
Lince…He understands about Nick Ring now. He had no place in Charlie’s octagon.
Did I read it wrong or did he jet off to the islands w/: 1) A pr0n star, 2) His ex-wife (not Denise Richards) 3)AND a “nanny”?
Is he cutting his cocaine w/ Viagra ?
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We should thank Oliver Stone for doing his part in Ball Street 2. Yuk yuk yuk, Blue Horse Shoe still loves Anacot Steel, everything is fine.
So is Sheen admitting that he is in fact, Starscream?
“The Wheelchair Brothers” FTMFW.
I was half-expecting a Blair Witch in the barn, too.
Martin Sheen’s name is Ramon Carlos Estevez.. That’s the whitest-looking family of beaners I’ve ever fucking seen.
Charlie running with porn stars is amusing enough but Alex Jones?
It’s akin to Angela Lansbury showing up on
Art Bellthe frotcast to talk about bladder control. Bizarre.Martin had a Spanish father and an Irish mother.
The Irish always wins.