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Steven-Seagal-sliced-breadThis week on the Frotcast: We discuss Steven Seagal and his inability to keep track of space and time, which spawns our idea for a new meme: the Steven Seagal “Inventor Steve”, presented here for the first time.  I tell the gang about my trip to the I Am Number Four premiere and resulting brief encounter with Michael Bay, and then we bring on Lindy West to talk Paul Blart Westerns and C-Tates’ penis. Pretty standard.

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We were overwhelmed by your Paul Blart Presents Westerns (CHECK OUT YOUR POSTER SUBMISSIONS BELOW).  We nearly drowned in them, in fact.  This week: we’d love to hear your ideas for an opening show catch phrase, which we can soon drive into the ground in, “The Daily Shoehorn.”  Frotcast@gmail.com

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From Stinky Peet

Thanks, Russell

Thanks, Russell

Stinky Peet again

Stinky Peet again

Also Stinky Peet

Also Stinky Peet