Last year, HBO ran a documentary called Magic and Bird: A Courtship of Rivals (I think they meant “courtship” as a basketball pun, not to imply that the two were dating, but I’m honestly not sure which would be gayer). Someone in the theater community apparently saw this and thought, “Hey, Magic had AIDS, maybe this could be a play!” You can never have too many AIDS musicals, I always say.
A play about the relationship between basketball Hall of Fame members Magic Johnson and Larry Bird is being created for Broadway.
“Magic/Bird” is being developed by the producers and writer of the current Broadway show “Lombardi,” and is scheduled to debut in 2012, according to a news release.
The play “chronicles the intertwined life stories” of the two men, according to the release. It is being produced by Fran Kirmser and Tony Ponturo and written by Eric Simonson, who held the same roles in the making of “Lombardi.”
“Lombardi,” a one-act drama that opened in 2010 about the life of Hall of Fame football coach Vince Lombardi, is the only new play from the first half of the 2010-11 Broadway season that’s still running.
With the National Football League also credited as a “Lombardi” producer, it was staged with an investment of just over $3 million. Ponturo and Kirmser met on the producing team of the 2009 revival of the musical “Hair.” “Magic/Bird” is being produced in association with the NBA as well as Johnson, 51, and Bird, 54. [Bloomberg via Drew]
I’m gonna go ahead and guess that a Broadway show about Magic Johnson and Larry Bird might look a liiiiittle something like this:

I hear five minutes after they put out a casting call, Nic Cage burst in the door wearing a leather trenchcoat. “Did somebody say something about magic birds?”



If Julie Taymor is involved I’m all in.
So much for turning off the dark.
Ayds & ginger… my secret recipe! DRAT!
If they want to do a basketball play about AIDS, they should call it ’76ers’
They wanted to do one about Allen Iverson, but they couldn’t get the star to show up to rehearsals. He just kept saying “we talkin’ about rehearsals; rehearsals, man”
This is the dumbest sports/musical collaboration since they aired Glee after the Super Bowl.
To make it as realistic as possible, the writers are working on a way of making the last two minutes of each half of the play take up 40% of the run time.
Magic Johnson: once known for his assists, now known for his AIDS.
I’m holding out hope that they turn it into a buddy cop story.
I understand Spike Lee has already bought season tickets.
After the original broadway run, they plan on running the play in a different major city every year.
Just like the Hornets…
Butty Cop amiright
In this play, only the bit parts will be required to dribble a ball while moving across the stage. This rule does not apply to the stars.
I bet you’re all wondering when we’re going to make a Luke Walton joke…
If I wanted to go to the theater for a Magic Johnson story, I’d go see Penis Puppeteers.
Coming soon- “Putting From the Rough: The Tiger Woods Story”
Be careful with Magic at the wrap party; he doesn’t believe in wraps.
There’s a distinct lack of self-righteous doucheplugs screaming “HIV is NOT AIDS!” in this thread.
Fixed, I guess.
How can they possibly find an actor as ugly as Larry Bird? People that ugly don’t go into theater.
All those theater geeks in short shorts and tall socks? Like Broadway didn’t already look enough like Williamsburg…
I’m picturing the Dennis Rodman story as Victor/Victoria with the creepy MC from Cabaret. /theater nerd
Harvey Fierstein’s pretty damn ugly, Mutt. Just sayin’.
I like to imagine that the tagline will be “AIDS fever, C’mon and catch it!”
Most of the actors in this play won’t be able to tell you where French Lick is on a map, but they’ll be able to show you how to perform one.
Then of course we have the basketball Les Miserables, which portrays Latrell Sprewell as unjustly imprisoned for choking his coach in his heroic struggle to feed his family
If I know musical theatre, at some point Magic will serenade Auerbach with a bit of Beatles.
I’m not going to make an AIDS joke because I’d rather be positive.
Red Hot Chili Peppers better be doing the score.
‘If I know musical theatre’ may be the gayest phrase I’ve ever uttered.
Hmm, Kevin McHale does bear a striking resemblance to the Green Goblin. Let’s sing about it ya’ll
Donk, I hate you b/c it’s true.
Maybe Spider-Man can borrow their net.
With Vince’s great command of expressive body language, surely there’ll be a bit part in it as his own dad.
The play will shut down after a week when patrons claim it was unrealistic to say that a white guy could play that well.
I’m not going to make an AIDS joke because I’d rather be positive.
I’d rather be negative.
Ucky
“Most of the actors in this play won’t be able to tell you where French Lick is on a map, but they’ll be able to show you how to perform one.”
Ah, so you know the theater scene. And thanks for the biggest laugh I’ve had all day.
Singin ‘n dancin ‘n aids ‘n the conversion of a cracker into a man who loves a black man. I smell Tony. It’s not what you think, Tony just farted.
If only Larry Bird got AIDS instead of Magic Johnson, this production and James Nguyen would be locked in a tense copyright infringement lawsuit.
* slow clap for Asher *
Why a goddamn musical? The Iceman Cometh served as an excellent introduction to the anarcho-syndicalist views of George Gervin without any of the singy dancy.
I hate to be this guy, but NO ONE SAID IT WAS A MUSICAL.
I’ve actually seen Lombardi, it’s an excellent show (play, not musical) starring Dan Lauria (the Dad from the Wonder Years, and a former football player and coach). They collaborated with the NFL and NFL Films, and it’s a very good sports story.
Not all theater is “Rent”, people. If the producers treat Magic/Bird like they did Lombardi, then it’ll probably be very good.
i don’t blame you. i’d hate to be the guy to take a giant shit on a good joke too
I should have at least added a dick joke, I guess.
Waits…
EVERYONE HAS AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!