Today someone sent me a link to BadgetotheBone, the official site of Scout’s Honor: Badge to the Bone, a direct-to-DVD movie starring Chris Kattan and Fred Willard that promises to be the dumbest comedy of all time — “seriously, we mean it. This is the dumbest comedy of all time.”
Guys, guys, the product speaks for itself. Also included in this email was the loop clip you see above of Chris Kattan doing one of the strangest line readings I’ve ever seen or heard. I can’t. Stop watching this. I’ve watched it about 10 times now, and it inexplicably gets funnier every time. I think it’s because it raises so many questions: Did he practice that line flub? Could that be possible? Was it accidental? They just left it in the movie like that? Whose idea was this? Why am I covered sow’s blood? Who summoned this demon?
This is worse than when Danger made that Natalie Portman loop that had me grinding my teeth in time to her laugh for like three days. I think I’ve lost my mind. I’ve included the full trailer below, but trust me when I say that it will bring you no closer to understanding. THERE IS NO CONTEXT.
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Thanks to a pox on Matt for sending this
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Jesus Christ, Fred Willard would be in the direct-to-dvd movie version of lemonparty if you paid for his plane ticket and three sandwiches.
Eugene Levy is so pissed, he almost had this role.
Bad-get-o-the-bone.
Best porn ever.
Music by Trent Reznor? Hmmm me thinks me likes.
A boy scout movie without criminally inappropriate touching is just a wretched piece of fiction. Direct to DVD is too good for it.
So in this movie Chris Kattan is NOT the goofy fuck up?
*shaves head in mirror, stares pensively at pistol*
This could very well be the dumbest movie of all time. The trailer does have a record scratch, nut shots, and Fred Willard, as foretold in the prophecy.
This one should go direct to bas relief. I’m trying to save lives here people.
To be fair, watching this did make me come terror all over my Leni Riefenstahl poster.
If this is what Chris Kattan is featured in nowadays do I even dare to ask what Rachel Dratch is up to?
All this movie needs is a little punching up from a heavyweight like Kevin Smith.
“You guys wanna buy some cookies?”
Not. A. Fan.
Isn’t that mountainous background the same landscape they used for the Yogi Bear poster?
I could be wrong, but I don’t think I am.
I saw Chris Kattan in a zombie western. It was actually pretty good.
Enough comments. Let’s open up the floor to some questions:
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needs more Canteen Boy