A walking tank kicks a walking shark in the face

Take off your smoking jackets and gather round, for today I bring you the trailer for Super Shark Attack, a film that promises to make Sharktopus look like Sharks in Venice.  This one comes from director Fred Olen Ray, a man you may know from such films as Super Ninja Bikini Babes, Genie in a String Bikini, Bikini Pirates, Bikini Round-Up, Bikini Chain Gang, The Girl from B.I.K.I.N.I., and Teenage Cavegirl (also known as, you guessed it, Bikini Cavegirl).

This time around, the Macguffin, if you will, is a giant shark that can walk on land, eat planes, and is impervious to bullets, which is of course a grave threat to a woman’s right to wear a bikini.  QUICK, TO THE EXPOSITORY DIALOG!

THE PRESIDENT: Bullets bounce off it, it walks around on its fins and it flies!?

ADVISOR: …It’s Super Shark. [DUH]

[…]

WEAPONS EXPERT: It’s a special prototype tank.

SOME DAME: A walking tank?

WEAPONS EXPERT: A walking tank for a walking shark. [BOOM, LOGIC BOMB]

And that’s when, in a scene that will surely go down in history, a WALKING TANK KICKS A WALKING SHARK IN THE FACE.  After all, why give a tank legs if not to… KICK ASS.  Oh, also, JJ Walker is there (filming in a separate room, it seems).  But will he say “DYN-O-MITE?”  Unless you watch, you’ll never know.

[i09 via GammaSquad]

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