I’m just going to assume that Robin Hood and Knight & Day have lingering shots of women’s feet.
01.03.11 at 12:00 pm
Stone Soup
I watched Scott Pilgrim this weekend. Best movie I’ve seen in a while.
01.03.11 at 12:03 pm
Ace Rimmer
Well, that was hectic.
All I managed to glean from those credits were the words ‘Japanese Strip Clup’ and ‘Paz de la Huerta’. I’m excited.
01.03.11 at 12:10 pm
ChaseMit
Those credits were great, but where did this knife come from, and why is my family dead?
01.03.11 at 12:24 pm
Larry
Clearly the coke wizard trained QT’s dragon. In his version, Puff the Magic Dragon is about crack, not weed, and Peter Paul & Mary die in a Mexican standoff.
01.03.11 at 12:25 pm
Larry
Pauly, meanwhile, is a Mexican standoffish. Hang out with the rest of us sometime man.
01.03.11 at 12:27 pm
Fek'lhr
QT: Oh man, look what the Coke Wizard made me do! I have a Tom Cruise movie AND “Robin Hood” on my top 20 list. I must summon him to remove this curse!!!
CW: The courtesy of your hall has lessened of late, Quentin.
QT: Spare me the fucking mumbo jumbo, and help me figure out how to unfuck this situation!
CW: Your movie list makes you look like an unfunny, retarded failure in life. Speak, “unfunny retarded failure”, and redeem.
QT: Fine, fine…what’s the Elven word for “unfunny retarded failure”?
CW: Fallon.
01.03.11 at 12:33 pm
Shrimpton
Though I don’t care to defend the movie, I liked the credits for Irrevirsable better.
01.03.11 at 12:36 pm
The Jersey Devil
Those credits were . . . interesting, but best of the decade? No, that would be “Watchmen.” People getting slo-mo punched in the face, lesbians, hippies getting gunned down, it’s got it all.
01.03.11 at 12:44 pm
ED-209
I’m going to watch this again with my Silver Shamrock Haloween mask on.
01.03.11 at 12:52 pm
Ace Rimmer
As opening sequences go, I’m partial to the first 10 minutes of Dead Man.
‘Look out the window. Doesn’t this remind you of when you were in a boat?’ remains the best way to open a conversation with strangers.
01.03.11 at 12:53 pm
Ace Rimmer
Wrong decade, fuckface. 16 years old now, shit. I suppose that means it doesn’t count as a decent recent performance by Depp, either.
01.03.11 at 12:54 pm
Relapser
No Black Swan?
01.03.11 at 12:54 pm
Crapbasket
The real question is, how will he rip off all of those movies and mash it all together into an incoherent, epileptic siezure inducing mess?
01.03.11 at 1:19 pm
Lance Manning
I wish I recorded my reaction when I saw this vid. The first half was me giggling like a pothead looking at ants amrching.
01.03.11 at 1:20 pm
Lance Manning
*marching
01.03.11 at 1:46 pm
Morton Salt
As luck would have it, I saw Knight and Day this weekend, and, although there are no lingering shots of women’s feet, it does feature many shots of Cameron Diaz’s face, so I can see how Tarantino’s foot fetish would be aroused.
01.03.11 at 2:10 pm
Electric Mayhem
Black Swan wasn’t on there because he assumed Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis going down on each other was just another of his beautiful hallucinations.
01.03.11 at 2:12 pm
Electric Mayhem
The credits forgot to mention the Jewish Unit, Ron Jeremy
01.03.11 at 4:13 pm
Monks
Not to be outdone, Robert Rodriguez released his top ten list, which consists of 6 porn titles, and the word ‘Machete’ repeated 4 times.
01.03.11 at 7:45 pm
dubyaman
that is a seizure waiting to happen
01.04.11 at 12:13 am
s11ekans
Fucking Classic- I need to remember tis one-
(That’s the magical wizard behind Tarantino in the picture who shows up when Quentin does too much blow). I don’t have one of those, but there is a leprechaun who bruises me up and pees in my bed when I drink too much. I’ll get you one day, Shameus O’Reardon.
01.04.11 at 12:16 am
s11ekans
Like that damn Penguin in Billy Madison.
He needs to be shoved up Hitler’s ass also.
01.20.11 at 10:58 pm
Frank and Beans!
Greenberg – really? I guess I just completely didn’t get that movie. Lots of people say how great it was, but why? I kept waiting for something to happen… or for some kind of transformation or redemption to occur. Or something to give me a sense of hope. I thought Greenberg was an asshole regardless of his mental hospital stint and he seemed to hurt and disappoint everyone who was good to him. And then – nothing seemed to change? How does that make this a good movie? I must have missed it……..
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I’m just going to assume that Robin Hood and Knight & Day have lingering shots of women’s feet.
I watched Scott Pilgrim this weekend. Best movie I’ve seen in a while.
Well, that was hectic.
All I managed to glean from those credits were the words ‘Japanese Strip Clup’ and ‘Paz de la Huerta’. I’m excited.
Those credits were great, but where did this knife come from, and why is my family dead?
Clearly the coke wizard trained QT’s dragon. In his version, Puff the Magic Dragon is about crack, not weed, and Peter Paul & Mary die in a Mexican standoff.
Pauly, meanwhile, is a Mexican standoffish. Hang out with the rest of us sometime man.
QT: Oh man, look what the Coke Wizard made me do! I have a Tom Cruise movie AND “Robin Hood” on my top 20 list. I must summon him to remove this curse!!!
*SSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!*
QT: SHAZAM!
CW: The courtesy of your hall has lessened of late, Quentin.
QT: Spare me the fucking mumbo jumbo, and help me figure out how to unfuck this situation!
CW: Your movie list makes you look like an unfunny, retarded failure in life. Speak, “unfunny retarded failure”, and redeem.
QT: Fine, fine…what’s the Elven word for “unfunny retarded failure”?
CW: Fallon.
Though I don’t care to defend the movie, I liked the credits for Irrevirsable better.
Those credits were . . . interesting, but best of the decade? No, that would be “Watchmen.” People getting slo-mo punched in the face, lesbians, hippies getting gunned down, it’s got it all.
I’m going to watch this again with my Silver Shamrock Haloween mask on.
As opening sequences go, I’m partial to the first 10 minutes of Dead Man.
‘Look out the window. Doesn’t this remind you of when you were in a boat?’ remains the best way to open a conversation with strangers.
Wrong decade, fuckface. 16 years old now, shit. I suppose that means it doesn’t count as a decent recent performance by Depp, either.
No Black Swan?
The real question is, how will he rip off all of those movies and mash it all together into an incoherent, epileptic siezure inducing mess?
I wish I recorded my reaction when I saw this vid. The first half was me giggling like a pothead looking at ants amrching.
*marching
As luck would have it, I saw Knight and Day this weekend, and, although there are no lingering shots of women’s feet, it does feature many shots of Cameron Diaz’s face, so I can see how Tarantino’s foot fetish would be aroused.
Black Swan wasn’t on there because he assumed Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis going down on each other was just another of his beautiful hallucinations.
The credits forgot to mention the Jewish Unit, Ron Jeremy
Not to be outdone, Robert Rodriguez released his top ten list, which consists of 6 porn titles, and the word ‘Machete’ repeated 4 times.
that is a seizure waiting to happen
Fucking Classic- I need to remember tis one-
(That’s the magical wizard behind Tarantino in the picture who shows up when Quentin does too much blow). I don’t have one of those, but there is a leprechaun who bruises me up and pees in my bed when I drink too much. I’ll get you one day, Shameus O’Reardon.
Like that damn Penguin in Billy Madison.
He needs to be shoved up Hitler’s ass also.
Greenberg – really? I guess I just completely didn’t get that movie. Lots of people say how great it was, but why? I kept waiting for something to happen… or for some kind of transformation or redemption to occur. Or something to give me a sense of hope. I thought Greenberg was an asshole regardless of his mental hospital stint and he seemed to hurt and disappoint everyone who was good to him. And then – nothing seemed to change? How does that make this a good movie? I must have missed it……..