Another day, another Nic Cage mashup. This one runs through what appears to be his entire filmography to give us a glimpse of his hair in each movie. It impressed the crap out of me not so much because it is mind-blowing or hilarious (like the Nic Cage freaking out mashup, also by Pajiba‘s Harry Hanrahan), but because of its comprehensiveness. Nic Cage has done a butt-ton of movies, and to make this two and a half minute clip, freely given away on YouTube, Mr. Hanrahan had to sit through enough of EVERY Nic Cage movie to cut out a clip displaying his hair. I don’t know what the editing equivalent of the Purple Heart is (Purple Index Finger?), but he deserves it for what he puts himself through for our enjoyment. The man is a hero.
It’s also crazy how many different hairstyles Nic Cage has had in his film career, especially considering he plays pretty much the same character in every movie. Actually, maybe that makes sense. I bet the directors of his movies try for weeks to explain to him that he’s supposed to be acting like a downtrodden Southern farmer or something before screaming at the stylist, “JESUS CHRIST, just give him a mullet wig. The audience’ll get it.” I could also see Nic Cage explain his craft by looking deathly serious at the interviewer and saying some like, “My hair is my canvas.” Nic Cage is also a hero.
[via Pajiba --NERRRRRRDS!]



Nic Cage’s best movie hair was in Moonstruck when he had Cher play his beard.
OK, @ 1:09 in the vid . . . WTF movie is that where Cage plays a Puerto Rican and how the F*CK have I never seen it?
…. you say nerds like vince used to…
I’m going to go out on a limb and bet that he manscapes for roles too. For example, Moonstruck he went with natural chest hair and stubble down below with completely waxed legs.
Guy’cha, sick day for Fekky. You guys will be mostly on your own to fight off the Rommies. At least we already got rid of that curly-haired spaz Rommie…
All those shots and not one where his ear is bleeding. Obviously not a Supercuts man.
It impressed the crap out of me not so much because it is mind-blowing or hilarious … but because of its comprehensiveness
So explain why the first clip is from Valley Girls and not Fast Times at Ridgemont High. FAIL.
@ Stinky Peet – Fight me.
Wait, are we rebelling against the babysitter already?
Let me fix that headline. The Evolution of Nic Cages Hair As it Becomes Head Moss, Disappears, Then Becomes Alpaca Fur.
Abe Lincoln for the WIN.
watch the nic cage losing his shit video next. es mas even better.
That wasn’t as funny as expected except for the last picture, but the music does most of the work.
Anyone have a pic of Nic’s REAL hair? assuming he has any.