Hello, folks, and welcome to another exciting installment of “How High is Tara Reid?” Reid, along with Jon Lovitz and others, recently hosted a benefit promoting awareness about child snatching and sex trafficking at the Comedy Club (well done, Family Guy manatees, let’s break for lunch), where she was asked what projects she had coming up. To which she responded:
“I have a movie coming out called The Fields. I have another one coming out that I produced with my brother, called The Irishman. And we’ll be doing American Pie 4 this year and Big Lebowski 2 this year.”
The reporter then asks “That’s gonna be a fun reunion, are you excited for that?” And Tara answers, correctly assuming as a matter of course that the reporter was referring to American Pie and not Big Lebowski, because they’re both on the same idiot wavelength. This sentiment was shared by YouTube commenter “EdwardCullenBabe95″:
OMG AMERICAN PIE 4 IS FILMING THIS YEAR!?!? SO F*CKING EXICTED!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT (STEVE STIFLER) RETURNS!!! <3333
Anyway, as for Big Lebowski 2, this is the first I or anyone else has heard of it, as far as I can tell. Coming from Tara Reid, it’d be easy to dismiss, but incredibly, all the other projects she mentioned do exist. My best guess is, she means that, though there won’t literally be a Big Lebowski sequel, she’ll still suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars.
[Thanks to Ted for the tip]
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I often forget that Tara Reid was in The Big Lebowski. I prefer it that way.
In The Big Lebowski 2, the Dude starts collecting Social Security and checks himself in to an assisted living facility.
I’m gonna go find an ATM…
“American Pie 4″ and “Big Lebowski 2″ are down and dirty skank sex moves…both involving Sugar Ray playing the background.
If Reid’s pudenda are involved I don’t think they can use American Pie as the title.
“What does third base feel like?”
“Try sticking your fingers into a petri dish at the CDC.”
/cut to Jason Biggs being surprised by men in HazMat gear
Are we sure she’s not revealing her involvment in New Sensations Pictures’ forthcoming The Big Lebowski porn parody? Because I would watch that. After pirating it of course. I don’t pay for porn. That’s just retarded.
When I tell people that I remember when Tara Reid was hot, they look at me like I’m reminiscing about Fireside Chats.
/get off my fucking lawn
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In B2g Lebowski, when Reid says her price is $1000, the Dude has to be rushed to the hospital for laughing too hard.
I read somewhere that adorable ginger hipster Jenny Lewis read for Tara’s Lebowski part and got turned down. That would have been infinitely preferable.
How can it be called American Pie 4 when this will be the 9th movie?
And to think, she once got to make out with Ryan Reynolds.
SO NOT FAIR.
Jack, the sad-but-true answer to that is that it’s going to be a sequel to the third American Pie movie and will ignore the direct-to-DVD sequels.
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Oddly enough, Eugene Levy will also be in Big Lebowski 2.
… because he’s been in every shitty sequel ever, you see.
I could see how this would work. Don’t forget Lebowski was set in 1991, even though it came out in 1998. So it wouldn’t be Tara Reid from 2011, it would be Tara Reid from seven years ago, so circa 2004, when she was…
…nevermind.
None of the girls from the original movie have aged very well (Shannon Elizabeth excepted), Mena Suvari looks like Uma Thurman’s great aunt now and Alyson Hannigan should rename her show “How I Resemble Your Mother”. I seriously think that I’d bang Stifler’s mom before any of them.
But Donny’s dead.
Asked for comment, Thomas Ian Nicholas demurred, “Look, are you going to order something or not?”
I’m pretty sure Tara meant she’ll be starring in either Logjammin’ 2 or Gutterballs 2. She’s easily confused.
Because she’s a fucking idiot, see.
Hilarity ensues when The Dude attempts to carry Bunny like a bowling ball and she keeps slipping off no matter how much talc he applies!
I will have to pay to watch.
In the sequel, Maude and the Dude’s offspring provides the necessary means the necessary means for a plot device.
About time they made TBL2. The internet definitely needs to be filled by more bytes of useless regurgitations of one-liners from somewhat entertaining movies.
When is Tara Reid gonna get to the fireworks factory!?
HELL YEAH I SUCK TOES
… child sex traffic victim four years ago… hope Pink wins a Golden Globe… candy from a baby…?
Perhaps she meant “7-10 split” 2 given her affinity for appearing in bowling themed movies.
Tara, Walter Sobchak can get you a toe. Can he get you your career on track? Eh, not so much.
Her agent claims she mispoke. She’s actually slated to appear in Cumdumpster 2. It’s a natural mistake.
She slurs a little in the clip. What she actually said is that she’s appearing in “the Big, Lubed Owski 2″.
Tara is of course talking about her amateur fan-version of a sequel. She’s planning on taking a page out of Kevin Smith’s book and take it on tour, showing her boobs and sucking cocks in every town. Just like Smith.
Isn’t The Irishman an upcoming Scorcese film?
in The Big Lebowski 2, the role of Donny will be portrayed by Heath Ledger