There’s a good chance you know by now that 27-year-old British actor Henry Cavill (The Tudors) has been cast as the lead in the upcoming Superman reboot from WB and Zack Snyder. I didn’t know who he was before today, but I can’t deny that he’s pretty dreamy. Will he be able to fill Christopher Reeves’ crotch bulge? Only time will tell.
The 27-year-old actor was reportedly on the shortlist for “Superman Returns” when McG was to direct it, but when Bryan Singer took over the project he went with Brandon Routh instead. [Yahoo]
[said Cavill of that experience] “When McG was working on a script with them. I don’t know how close I came. I understand it was very, very close and sadly the movie was cancelled because McG didn’t want to fly. He certainly had a big fear of flying at the time; I think he’s since overcome it. He wanted to shoot in New York, they wanted to shoot in Australia for obvious reasons. He said, ‘I can’t do it,’ and they moved on. These things happen. It’s the nature of the business.” [ComicBookMovie]
As GammaSquad points out, this means we now have a British Superman, Spider-Man, and Batman, and a Canadian Green Lantern (and as commenter Jessica points out, an Australian Wolverine). Americans might be pissed about that, but the truth is, we have only ourselves to blame. When all our young actors have been recruited from sitcoms on the Disney Channel, you’re pretty much screwed unless you’re casting for the reboot of Little Women.


Does this mean his weakness will actually be minty toothpaste?
Well, is not like Superman is american, I think the PC term is Kryptnian-american. Bloodu illegal aliens, coming to our planet, taking our jobs, our women…
hmmm Little Women…
Puerto Rico is kinda American, no?
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At least we still have Rip Torn as the #1 candidate for Drunken Stuporman
Well, hello handsome.
But I still have no interest in seeing this, because Superman is about as interesting as watching grass grow.
And you know what happens when we do cast Americans as superheroes these days? James Marsden as Cyclops.
Yaaaaaaaawn.
I’m gonna say this and I hope there’s no misunderstanding or misinterpretation but . . . Brandon Routh is FAR prettier than this limey fuck.
“Oh, hi. I’m McG. I make terrible movies and am afraid of airplanes. Can I have some money now?”
British Superman spends most of his time fending-off delightfully understated happenstance.
McG is just afraid of flying because theres no more in-flight meals.
But Batman was in Little Women… Oh god…
We’ve been invaded! (let’s not forget that Wolverine is Australian)
Well at least Captain America is still American!!!
I’m not really helping here, am I?
Punisher was Irish…IS NOTHING SACRED???
The thing that always irked Him about Superman was simply that if Kal-El had ever taken a martial arts class (or, Kahless forbid, actually get a black belt), the dude would fucking DOMINATE. It would be like giving the Punisher the magic Green Lantern Ring AND the War Machine armour from Tony Stark AND a Looeyvilles fahkin’ sluggah!
Great, so now Superman’s signature move will be a chimney sweep.
Even the Italians are horning in on the action, instead of a Ford or Chevy Superman is going to drive a giant Spider in the third act.
Doesn’t matter if he’s American or British, called Superman or SplendidLad, I refuse to attempt conjure up the will to give one more of a flying fuck about a dude who has every super power known to man, plus 10 more just waiting to be pulled out his ass, yet insists on having a secret identity to protect himself from people who can’t harm him.
Michael Jai White should be cast in any and every movie requiring someone to whip some ass.
And all the Power Rangers are asian! What the fuck?!
And people are worried about the Mexicans taking all the jobs.
and even the Green Hornet is Canadian. And Jewish to boot.
And Wolverine is supposed to be Canadian, so at least Hollywood stayed within the Commonwealth.
In the coming Northstar movie the actor will go greek