Spit Takes
(Bonus comedy points for this video because of the wonderful HuffPo commenters who drop nuggets like “that was such an unrealistic look at Africa” about Coming to America. I agree. Now The Air Up There? Like staring at a National Geographic.)
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Chloe Sevigny does a good swallow take.
*high-fives Vincent Gallo, gets hepatitis*
Anthony Anderson’s portrayal of “Screaming Negro #1″ in Transformers was simply amazing.
*The IKC Grethor screeches through Earth’s atmosphere…fiery, chaotic, and reckless. Loud maniacal cackling can be heard as the gigantic spaceheap slams at supersonic speeds into a nitroglycerin plant*
*incoming transmission*
Qaplah, forshak-hut dwelling yIntaghs! The Mighty Feklahr just got Hisself a ‘script for Vicodin and IS LOOOVING EVERY SECOND!
*reviews banner pic*
GRRR…BLOW OFF SOME STEAM ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER NOT A TOOMAH!
*end transmission*
I prefer the phrase more commonly used by Hollywood execs after a successful pitch meeting: “It’s BLOW TIME!!”