paris_hilton_topless_yachtEveryone’s favorite lazy-eyed comedumpster (also my nickname in middle school), Paris Hilton, recently sat down with Movieline for an interview, where she was promoting… well, something.  Honestly, who gives a sh*t.  The important thing is that she named her favorite movie scene, and it was a journey into the mouth of moronity the likes of which we haven’t seen since we discussed Jared Loughner’s favorite movie.  But before we get to that, there’s something Paris would like to get off her chest (haha, no, not hobo jizz, silly!):

In The Simple Life, producers told me to play a dumb blonde and that’s what I did. I didn’t realize at the time that I’d have to do that for five seasons and keep up this character of me. I think people assume that that is how I am in real life but I’m actually quite a businesswoman.

Oh right, that was just a character you were playing on a reality show, because that would be better.  We’re so sorry for making assumptions based on behavior you presented to us as reality, that was really immature!

At Movieline, we play a game called “My Favorite Scene” where we ask actors to remember their favorite film moment of all-time, and explain why it resonated with them. What is yours?
I really love the movie There’s Something About Mary. One of the funniest scenes is when the dog, like, dies and Ben Stiller has to electrocute it back to life. Who was it? Ben Stiller or Matt Damon? [Editor’s note: It was Matt Dillon.] And the dog, like, comes to life. I thought that was hilarious.

“As an intelligent businesswoman, I thought it was really funny when they burnt the doggie.  Why, I nearly dropped my monocle and spilled mint julep on my pant suit!”

But Paris, what about the jizz-in-the-hair scene?  Probably hit a little too close to home.

Here’s Joaquin Phoenix bringing up the same scene in I’m Still Here.  The movie still sucked, but this exchange was pretty great.