Have you ever been watching something, and you’re like “Holy crap that was amazing!” and then 10 seconds later something more amazing happens, and then 10 seconds after that something more amazing than that second thing happens? That’s what this video is. It’s a 10 minute excerpt from the Kollywood film Enthiran (or Robot), and IT. HAS. EVERYTHING. A brief rundown:
- guns
- car chases
- Aishwarya Rai (pictured at right, ay-chee-mama)
- bad CGI
- explosions
- both the original Tamil dialogue AND Russian dubbing, at the same time
- a giant ball made up of guns and robots that explodes and each robot shoots out and wrecks the cops
- a giant snake also made of robots that shoots bullets out of its tongue and swallows police cars
- AND MORE
It’s like if Michael Bay had a baby with Michael Bay, and that kid had a baby with Nic Cage, and THAT baby became a trust fund, coke-addict, film school dropout who financed a movie on his own. In short, I must possess this film.
via Reddit and The Daily What
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Will Smiff is f*cking pissed they didn’t offer his son Trey the lead in this movie.
*jumps onto hood of car
TECH SUPPORT AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME!
I’m starting to think Aishwarya Rai may have just been there to be pretty.
After seeing this, let’s just outsource everything. India clearly has game.
Two of the films at my local multiplex are in Tamil.
When did my life become David Lynch’s Gran TorinoWHEN CAN I BUY A TICKET!?!I thought Outsourced was a show about an Indian call center. Boy was I wrong.
- a giant snake also made of robots that shoots bullets out of its tongue and swallows police cars
- AND MORE
Chilled monkey brains???
Luckily, I speak both Tamil and Russian at the same time. You would not believe the dialogue. I don’t want to give away too much, but it’s actually a Romantic Comedy.
LOL This has made my day… insane! hahahahaha BTW I want one of those indian heelies!!!
Gandhi would totally jizz in his dhoti if he saw this.
Oh, shit. India just out-robot’d Japan and out-blockbuster’d America.
hate to spoil something for everyone but the director of this is just a Tmil hipster making a live action version of Aqua-teen. want proof? look at the explosions that the robot causes and tell me he isn’t obviously master shake. also the main bad robot is just the cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future.
So Tamil and Russian…. but the controls were all in English.
I think Borat would make a great ambassador to space aliens.
It’s like everything I loved in the 80s without the annoying aryan bulliess spoiling shit.
Bullies is spelled that way because the SS told me to.
Throw in the requisite dance number and I’m certain to wet my pants.
Robots doing the robot? Oh, hell yes.
erryB, I am cursed to walk this earth and begin every anecdote by jutting out my hand to the side and dramatically saying, “Thousands of years ago…”
Message from Kollywood:
Ayo Hollywood,
FUCK YO MATRIX, N*GGA!
Meh. Simpsons did it.
the main character looks like val kilmer playing dieter von kunth. or some movie where val kilmer looked like he didnt fit his own skin and hair.
Michael Bay-by was birthed via a giant robotic vagina explosion.
I saw this movie at a theater in Portland that only plays foreign films (because it’s fucking Portland). My friend ran the theater and also lived in the projection room because he was the only employee, and the owner lived in a different city. Anyway, it’s about three hours long and tedious at times, but right when I started to lose interest… there’s a point where the robot chases down a mosquito who bit the female lead, has a conversation with it (because robots speak mosquito) convincing it to go back with him and apologize, all for a kiss on the cheek… needless to say, I had a giant boner. You haven’t led a full life if you haven’t seen this movie.
I don’t know who that actor was but he appears to have all the qualifications required to govern California*.
*Minnesota, too.