David Carradine’s IMDB page lists a few still-unreleased films, and two titles are “all tied up” going into the “final stretch.” One is El Dorado, and it’s quite possible that this could be his last film. If you thought Raul Julia in Street Fighter was an embarrassing way for a respected actor to go out, holy hell, read this synopsis:
This is a live action 3D comedy/horror/musical/road movie and is the first ever British movie to be shot in 3D.
After wrongly being sent to a Neo Nazi fund raiser instead of the stripper, Blues Brothers tribute band ‘The Jews Brothers’, Stan and Ollie get offered a gig in El Dorado to make amends for a gig gone sour. [via Twitchfilm]
Wait, did they say musical? They did indeed, friends — a musical whose cast includes Steve Guttenberg, Brigitte Nielsen, Michael Madsen, and Daryl Hannah. And if you thought the synopsis was bad, wait till you see the trailer:
It’s interesting that they shot it in 3D, because the audio sounds like they recorded the entire thing using just the built-in camcorder mic. This doesn’t look like a movie so much as an elaborate practical joke on all the actors. Poor Steve Guttenberg just can’t tell the difference.
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I… need… this… in… me.
After wrongly being sent to a Neo Nazi fund raiser instead of the stripper, Blues Brothers tribute band ‘The Jews Brothers’, Stan and Ollie get offered a gig in El Dorado to make amends for a gig gone sour.
As the ninjas said to David … come again?
I want every single writer with a film on this year’s “black list” to see this movie.
“what they don’t know is how painful this trip will be” those are some fateful words.
Raul Gorilla?
With it’s subtle nuance and use of an old west ghost town set, “El Dorado” could easily be this year’s “Big Money Rustlas.”
I think I just came.
Silly Jessica. Girls can’t do that! LOL!
Let’s see, David Carradine, Daryl Hannah and Micheal Madsen….is this the long awaited Kill Bill sequel?
Wow when was Carradine not being choked?
When they say this film was shot in 3D they mean the number of the hotel room where David C. died.
Is Daryl Hannah’s chin the only thing in 3D?
I can see that these Brits have really done their research on our american culture.
Don’t you get it? Steve Guttenberg wears silly glasses! Ah, there’s that legendarily dry English wit.
Oddly, David Carradine’s suicide note read: ‘Sorry Dave, shitter’s full. Love from your ninjas.’
I expected a little more from Dick Driscoll.
@Seth – This is the Kill Bill sequel produced by The Coke Wizard’s less talented half-brother Mortie.
I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that a guy who died of auto erotic asphyxiation also allowed a director to take a shit on his career
A) Knock. Knock.
B) Who’s there?
A) Steve Guttenberg, star of Short Circuit and your co-star on El Dorado.
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A) Dave… Dave.. what’s that gasping noise? Are you ok? Dave?
Anyone tempted to make fun of Guttenberg here should watch Season 2 ep. 5 of Party Down first. It’s on Netflix Instant and it is amazing.
His pecs alone demand respect.
This could end up being the most embarrassing thing David Carradine has ever done, which all things considered is pretty damn remarkable… kudos?
After starring in a movie like this, chokebating yourself to death is only appropriate.