UPDATE: Golden-Voiced Hobo Offered Job With the Cavs, New House
01.05.11 at 11:09 am
Donkey Hodey
I can’t wait to hear “Fuck Lebron” in that silky-smooth voice.
01.05.11 at 11:09 am
Fek'lhr
Now…now all we need to make this story complete is to have the guy that voiced the pig going “WEEEEEE!” in that fucking commercial to end up on the streets addicted to crack.
01.05.11 at 11:10 am
Burnsy
Fucking sellout.
01.05.11 at 11:11 am
Fek'lhr
*slow clap for Donk*
01.05.11 at 11:13 am
RoboPanda
Since the NYPost didn’t proofread their article:
He’s 53, not 71, and he was making $30 a day, not an hour. Also, do you know how much bike horns a laser sound effect bumpers fucking cost???
01.05.11 at 11:15 am
RoboPanda
I can’t even afford the “nd” in “and” because of these fucking laser effects! *pew pew pew* WORTH IT.
01.05.11 at 11:16 am
Donkey Hodey
Still, he couldn’t spend 1/30th of his daily earnings to sponsor a child in Africa? What a dickhead.
01.05.11 at 11:22 am
Donkey Hodey
Hiring a bum to speak to Cleveland fans is a smart idea. He knows their language.
01.05.11 at 11:27 am
Burnsy
Damn it, boPa, I already started smoking crack.
01.05.11 at 11:40 am
nothingproductive
SNL should hire this guy so they finally have a passable Obama.
01.05.11 at 11:41 am
Charlie Br0nze
I compared him to a wolfman and I see he didn’t mention that. Well, la-di-da, your majesty. I hope the Three Little Pigs come round and get their own back. I don’t really. Cleveland, eh? Is that good?
01.05.11 at 11:42 am
nothingproductive
^^ he reached a similar success through asking the world for change.
01.05.11 at 11:57 am
bane of trebeks existence
How about a career in ending your post with improper punctuation, eh?
01.05.11 at 11:58 am
GlennBeckHasAIDS
Why didn’t the Red Sox immediately try to hire this guy? I can’t think of a reason why they’d be way behind the times when it comes hiring minorities for the announcers’ box
01.05.11 at 12:03 pm
Erswi
Dammit! COTY is f*cking with me.
01.05.11 at 12:05 pm
Vince Mancini
I don’t like putting question marks at the end of rhetorical questions I don’t intend for people to read with an inflection, so suck my dick.
01.05.11 at 12:07 pm
Fek'lhr
See? See? More agitated solicitude that manifests when people criticize your work!
01.05.11 at 12:09 pm
Fek'lhr
COTY, go get yer old dad a beer!
You’re not my real dad!
GOD DAMMIT COTY!
01.05.11 at 12:15 pm
Erswi
But you don’t mind ending it with two periods separated by a parenthesis?
01.05.11 at 12:27 pm
Vince Mancini
FUCK YOU! SUCK MY DICK! (*ray gun*)
01.05.11 at 12:32 pm
Donkey Hodey
When offered the free home in Cleveland, Williams stated that he’s so happy about getting the job that he’s willing to accept the downgrade to his living arrangements.
01.05.11 at 12:48 pm
Lao Che
I was hoping he’d be hired to do some color on the next edition of “Bumfights.”
01.05.11 at 12:52 pm
Erswi
Don’t you mean (*ray gun*)*?
01.05.11 at 1:01 pm
Jamaal Charles's Stolen TDs
“THIRTY DOLLARS AN HOUR??? This guy didn’t need a job, he needed an accountant”
Don’t forget Vince he has to pay Social Security from that. And considering he’s self employed he’s getting hit with the 12.5% rate. Throw in Medicare and the property taxes on his shopping cart and it’s no wonder he was homeless.
01.05.11 at 1:14 pm
Lance Manning
“the guy that voiced the pig going “WEEEEEE!” in that fucking commercial to end up on the streets addicted to crack.”
If he doesn’t have enough money HE will have to be the golden-thoat hobo.
01.05.11 at 1:47 pm
openwideforchunky
I hope that the people who hired this guy realize that where the voice goes, so goes the aroma.
01.05.11 at 1:50 pm
Shop 101
You did a fine, fine thing here Vince. I never would have guessed Erica Hill ended up on The Early Show on CBS.
01.05.11 at 1:54 pm
shanedugg2000
This is guaranteed going to be made into a movie and I think it should be called “Hobo With A Shot… At Happiness!”
01.05.11 at 2:24 pm
MenaceIISobriety
I bet he can’t wait to take a shit in a bucket in the privacy of his own living room.
01.05.11 at 2:51 pm
CrapPerson
Jon Stewart passes the Zadroga bill; Filmdrunk gives Golden Voice Hobo a job.
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I can’t wait to hear “Fuck Lebron” in that silky-smooth voice.
Now…now all we need to make this story complete is to have the guy that voiced the pig going “WEEEEEE!” in that fucking commercial to end up on the streets addicted to crack.
Fucking sellout.
*slow clap for Donk*
Since the NYPost didn’t proofread their article:
He’s 53, not 71, and he was making $30 a day, not an hour. Also, do you know how much bike horns a laser sound effect bumpers fucking cost???
I can’t even afford the “nd” in “and” because of these fucking laser effects! *pew pew pew* WORTH IT.
Still, he couldn’t spend 1/30th of his daily earnings to sponsor a child in Africa? What a dickhead.
Hiring a bum to speak to Cleveland fans is a smart idea. He knows their language.
Damn it, boPa, I already started smoking crack.
SNL should hire this guy so they finally have a passable Obama.
I compared him to a wolfman and I see he didn’t mention that. Well, la-di-da, your majesty. I hope the Three Little Pigs come round and get their own back. I don’t really. Cleveland, eh? Is that good?
^^ he reached a similar success through asking the world for change.
How about a career in ending your post with improper punctuation, eh?
Why didn’t the Red Sox immediately try to hire this guy? I can’t think of a reason why they’d be way behind the times when it comes hiring minorities for the announcers’ box
Dammit! COTY is f*cking with me.
I don’t like putting question marks at the end of rhetorical questions I don’t intend for people to read with an inflection, so suck my dick.
See? See? More agitated solicitude that manifests when people criticize your work!
COTY, go get yer old dad a beer!
You’re not my real dad!
GOD DAMMIT COTY!
But you don’t mind ending it with two periods separated by a parenthesis?
FUCK YOU! SUCK MY DICK! (*ray gun*)
When offered the free home in Cleveland, Williams stated that he’s so happy about getting the job that he’s willing to accept the downgrade to his living arrangements.
I was hoping he’d be hired to do some color on the next edition of “Bumfights.”
Don’t you mean (*ray gun*)*?
“THIRTY DOLLARS AN HOUR??? This guy didn’t need a job, he needed an accountant”
Don’t forget Vince he has to pay Social Security from that. And considering he’s self employed he’s getting hit with the 12.5% rate. Throw in Medicare and the property taxes on his shopping cart and it’s no wonder he was homeless.
“the guy that voiced the pig going “WEEEEEE!” in that fucking commercial to end up on the streets addicted to crack.”
If he doesn’t have enough money HE will have to be the golden-thoat hobo.
I hope that the people who hired this guy realize that where the voice goes, so goes the aroma.
You did a fine, fine thing here Vince. I never would have guessed Erica Hill ended up on The Early Show on CBS.
This is guaranteed going to be made into a movie and I think it should be called “Hobo With A Shot… At Happiness!”
I bet he can’t wait to take a shit in a bucket in the privacy of his own living room.
Jon Stewart passes the Zadroga bill; Filmdrunk gives Golden Voice Hobo a job.
Dude’s new nickname has to be “The Splendid Drifter®™©”, amirite?!
Breaking this story could totally be a stepping stone for you, Vince. Maybe he’ll let you take over his offramp!
I want him to give a motivational speech to my genitals; if anyone can get that lazy sack of shit to contribute something to society; it’s this man.
Of course they hired a hobo. Like there’s any other kind of person to hire in Cleveland.