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This week on the Frotcast, we finally get around to discussing Exit Through the Gift Shop, and we bring on Burnsy, master of the C-Tates vernacular and blogger extraordinaire.
- 1:30 me complaining about Jersey Shore
- 4:00 We discuss the “Say goodnight” fat guy fight.
- 7:00 We bring on Burnsy to discuss his 8,000 writing jobs, pageantry magazine, and living in Orlando
- 16:30 We get Burnsy’s mad wigger perspective on Chet Hanks, aka Chet Haze (Jenna Haze’s brother? Discuss).
- 20:30 We call shenanigans on Chet Hanks, and inadvertently give his brother, Colin Hanks, a rap name, “Colin Shenanigans.”
- 32:00 Discussion of Exit Through the Gift Shop begins
- 54:00 We bloop in Junior College Armond White
Later we try to come up with a drinking game for the Golden Globes. Not that the Golden Globes are a legitimate award, or you should watch, but hey, Ricky Gervais is hosting, you might get caught somewhere where it’s on… who knows. In case that happens, this is what we came up with:
- Gervais does the Gervais giggle or makes fun of Steve Carell… take a drink
- Reference to the Arizona shooting… drink
- Someone wearing an awareness ribbon you’ve never seen before… drink
- Famous person whispers to boyfriend/girlfriend during cutaway… drink
- Reference to Haiti, anniversary of Haiti earthquake, etc…. finish your drink.
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Burnsy talks C-Tates? I am so there.
I apologize to everyone in advance.
Aplogize for what?
Oh, I see.
You bastard.
I wasn’t very funny. In my defense, I’m old and they record this thing late.
Reference to Haiti, anniversary of Haiti earthquake, etc…. finish your drink.
/ checks lists of presenters and nominees for Sean Penn and Wyclef Jean
// cancels plans for Monday
More like Sashley Burnsy amiright?!? Because of the pageant thing you see.
I also want to point out that we put on video chat about halfway through, and Vince raised his bare leg in front of the camera for like 5 minutes. It was very distracting. And hot.
So am I supposed to figure out what kind of fixed gear bike he would get on his own?!? Pff
I registered this account to make fun of Chet’s song. Now I can’t think of anything that rhymes with “White and Purple.”
I’m the second worst Colin ever. :(
Dood, whatever, Bruns, The Mighty Feklahr is sure you killed. You drank four Four Lokos like Him, right?
White Rapitry is the guidebook for a life of ironic tattoos and slouching shoulders.
Funny, ha ha, is the goal, Burnsy? 30 frotcasts in I’d swear it was funny peculiar anyways.
Did you kill a cheetah?
I love that intro song very much.
Junior College Armond White is just fuckin’…. fuckiiiin’… I donno man, it’s just incredible. It warms my heart.
Listening to Junior College Armond White is better than my own junior college opening its second on-campus Taco Bell, man. That’s how fuckin’ good it is.
speaking as a Junior College Academic All-American for some sport (true story)… yeah, you got that JC Armond White down…
If we’re not going to get Nick Ring anymore I guess Junior College Armond White is a worthy alternative.
i dont think these guys got the point of exit through the gift shop. its fiction.
Hmmm … I thought they were discussing whether it was fiction or not, and if indeed that was the point.
But your declaration of fact is much appreciated.
Who says it’s fiction? Banksy has said over and over it was real. If you think he’s lying, fine, but I don’t see how “the point” would be that it’s fiction if everyone involved always denies it.
im just sayin. i suspect shepard and banksy probably have more than enough interest from top notch documentary makers. the fact that 2 of the biggest contemporary artists in the world decide to let some dude with a camera into their private lives to film them doing illegal things is suspicious. also, that mister brainwash guy seems to have no past in LA as its told in the film. then, as the film turns to Mr Bs life, someone magically takes over all the filming. i think its just an excellent piece of fiction to make a point about how these guys feel about the commodification of their art. and their balls.
If it’s fake, it’s even better because it proves that Madonna is a retard.
I didn’t read through the comments, but why aren’t the last two Frotcasts on Itunes? :(
Michael Rappaport is my Danny Masterson.