Below is the new trailer for Battle: Los Angeles, which seems to have the collective arm flab of the internet all a-quiver with pre-emptive applause. Yes, the trailer looks pretty good, very explosion-y. But I remember thinking the same thing about Independence Day. And this is still a movie from the director of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake starring Michelle Rodriguez, right? Just checking. (You’ll never believe this, but MichelleRod plays a hardcore Latina Marine). So will it be the next District 9 or the next Skyline? Either way, I guess we’ll find out on 3-11-2011.
Well, you’ll find out anyway. That’s the day *I* celebrate 311 day, by taking giant b-loads and bumping “Come Original.” Whoa, dude, did he just say “amber is the color of my energy?” That’s, like, (*bong load*) …deep, brah. (*coughs)
Upcoming Alien Invasion movies:
- Battle: Los Angeles (opens March)
- Super 8 (opens June)
- Cowboys vs. Aliens (July 29th)
- I Am Number Four (February 18th)
- Battleship (May 2012)
And that’s not counting Paul, Green Lantern, Transformers 3, the Alien prequel, or any of the early stages stuff like Asteroids or Space Invaders. WHO WILL ALIEN IT BETTER??? I CAN’T WAIT TO FIND OUT!!
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To me, she’s known as M-Rod. Do you think M-Rod’s capable of playing a lipstick lesbian in a low-budget ‘artsy’ flick?
BTW she looked HORRIBLE on Top Gear USA.
Amber is the color of my urine stream.
Ooooh Oh…
Banner pic: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
wait, wait, wait, so you’re saying that ID4 is not a masterpiece? It’s like I don’t even know you anymore
WELCOME TO EARF ALIENS!
Not to be “that guy”, but she’s actually portraying an airman in this movie.
I find that a combination of water, country music and home grown bacteria take care of all my alien infestations.
*wipes off apron, cocks rifle
I think you mean ‘Airlady’ Mr. Gremlin
Well Michelle, she’s more masculine than some of the guys I deployed with, so no, I do not.
The synopsis I read said it was set among a group of Marines. I guess I should’ve checked to make sure Michelle-Rod was part of that group.
She keeps all that junk in her trunk to remain highly deployable.
Amber is also the color of this goddamn alert. Man, the cops are such cockblockers…
DID YOU KNOW THAT K IS THE 11TH LETTER IN THE ALPHABET, SO 311 MEANS KKK THEY ARE ALL RAYCESS.
I’m just waiting for someone to make a movie featuring all of the alien races introduced in the past decade battling for the supremacy of earth.
My money is on the cat food eating prawns…with an underdog bet on those flying bugs with down syndrome from star wars ’cause who’s got the balls to shoot a retard in the face?
From this point, it looks like this will either be “War of the worlds 2: tha streets” or “Black hawk down 2: extraterrestrial boogaloo”. The presence of a bunch of kids and some broad in the trailer suggests the former, as for the latter, guns ‘n’ shit
MiRod is one of those 50/50 girls. Half the time she looks smoking hot but the other half she’s as mannish mess.
And this movie looks bad-ass, by the way.
Spoiler: The aliens’ secret weakness is Eckhart’s rugged yet vulnerable masculinity.
what about Super 8, brah?
And these better be fuckin aliens and not that bullshit robot alien junk. I want gills and shit, yo.
@Cash:
“Acting!” [wild arm flailing motion]
Why is Moby so mad at us? Because we eat meat?
figsylebon – I would totally watch “Black hawk down 2: extraterrestrial boogaloo”