Daniel Songer made a Christmas video, and farbeit from me to deny you of that. What the hell, Songer, you call those short shorts? Come on, man, this is a season of giving. He says it’s his last. DON’T GO, DANIEL SONGER! YOU DANCE LIKE AN ANGEL!
MORNING LINKS
- FilmDrunk’s End-of-the-Year list contribution:
- Breaking News: Snow Dongs Threaten Midwestern Town’s Morals. |WarmingGlow|
- Pillow Talk 2K10: The 12 Most Slept-On Hip-Hop Albums Of 2010. |SmokingSection|
- Favre Gets Fine–No Suspension–For Sexting. Jenn Sterger should get suspended for being a prude. |WithLeather|
- What’s Going Wrong With The Spidey Musical This Week? |GammaSquad|
- LOL NFL Week 16. |KSK|
- Top 5 Hip Hop Beefs For 2010. |REALtalkNY|
- Daniel Radcliffe was beheaded by Graham Norton on a TV show hosted by Stephen Fry.|TheDailyWhat|
- The top 100 news stories of 2010, numbers 70 – 79. Ugh, Ke$ha’s body is like visual representation of her music. |WWTDD|
- Buzzfeed’s list of top 20 videos you should have seen… is bullsh*t because Daniel Songer‘s not on it. |Buzzfeed|
- The Top 10 shared videos on YouTube. |HolyTaco|
- The best movie quotes of 2010. |NextMovie|
- 24 Greatest Knockouts of 2010. |Gunaxin|
- Here’s a girl who likes squeezing her boobs together, which is always a good quality in a lady. |GorillaMask|
- ATTN: Rumors of Owen Wilson’s demise have been greatly overstated. |ScreenJunkies|
- Pictured: Anyone know this Brandi chick? She seems cool. |via Lamebook|
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Brandi was just googling herself to see if anyone was talking about her. True story — she’s the other chick in Requiem for a Dream.
its sad that rumors of my demise first leads to rise against lyrics… i hate american teens
Kedollarsignha is just the worst. Literally the worst.
Hey, I can speak in time with the music and Autotune myself, too! And I have the advantage of good hygiene and not looking like a crazy person. Where’s my record deal?
Double headed dildo ass to ass fuck is the very best kind of wake-up call, is it not?
All the world’s a redwood deck.
Ah, things you can click. Since you guys like 4LOKO here’s something [www.forkparty.com]
Anyone else think that Daniel Songer is secretly “Da Booty Hitta?”
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I hate to repeat myself, but I spent the day imagining Daniel Songer, the low-rent Chris Farley, trying to convince a bank teller he’s cool. Bellowing, dancing, panting and repeating himself.
“Hey Teller MAN, TELLER MAN! TELLLLLER MYAAAAN! I’m TRYING to make you SMILE, ya know, I’m dancing man and ya know, I need to withdraw 20 bucks of HOLLIDAY MONEY! It’s LIKE HEY TELLER MAN! TELLER MAN! TELLLLLER MYAAAAN! I’m TRYING to make you SMILE, ya know, and it’s like withDRAW 20 bucks for HOLIDAY MONEY and it’s like Bummer man, I forgot MY accOUNT NUMBER! Myaan.”
My ear is ringing from just thinking that.