Merry Christmas, FilmDrunkards. I know I don’t usually do gay stuff like wishing you happy holidays, but I needed a good excuse to post this picture. And in the end, isn’t that what the holidays are about — beyond the religious stuff and the commercialism — having a good excuse not to work? That’s what I was always taught. So may your Christmases be merry, your Hanukkahs… uh… Jewy… and your stockings full. Of my balls.
-Vince
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Happy happenings to you too, Vince. I plan on spending the next 3 days loaded. Anyone with sense would do the same.
Merry Fistmas, Drunkards, and a fappy New Year!
I hope you, Brendan and Brett have a Merry Christmas and that Ben and your hair had a happy Hanukkah.
Jewy jewy, jewy jewy, AAAuAAAuAA *bum*bum* HOOKED ON A FEEELIN!! …Of Vince’s Balls
Merry Ass-mas Drunkards
Merry Christmas, y’all!
If you’re looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I’ll accept Ryan Reynolds.
Or a Kate Spade gift card. You know, to be reasonable.
Aw hell, tyBo, I thought you said David Spade gift cards. What am I supposed to do with this now?
The worst part about Ryan Reynolds as a Christmas gift is having to gift wrap his package
Christmas is work, Vancey. Duff billboard very related.
sorry about Sundance Vince. they just weren’t ready to have the truth brought.
I wished a merry Christmas to a family of Jews today. They fucking crucified me.
Qaplah! What does Jolly Old Saint Nik’Las say when he sees three Rommies?
HEW! HEW! HEW! MERRY KRS’MAS!
All Frotcast can have the merriest of holidays for their amazing voice work and easy working schedules that allow for a new piece of audio genius every week. Everyone except Brett.
NAWT YOU, YOU PANSY FACED ACCENT HATER. WICKED QUEEAH YOU BE ALL THE TIME.
Actually, Mick, Kate Spade is married to David Spade’s brother, Andy, who owns men’s brand Jack Spade.
What, that was a joke? Oh, never mind.
Merry Christmas to all, unless, of course, you’re a Jew (I’m looking at you Jesus!), in which case I hope the New Year brings you something more lament, which it surely will. And Vince, I wish you well in wallowing around in your own crapulence. Don’t drive without drinking.
One Christmas Eve my father went outside and fired a gun. Then he came back in the house holding a blood-stained Santa hat. He said Santa had been very depressed.
We all laughed, because we were Jews. Then we ate a Christian baby.
Happy Holidays!
*Cracks bulging-sack/cums-once-a-year joke*
*Pisses in nativity*
*Tells arresting officer he loves him*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANTA!
Feliz Navidad, and remember what you rather have, lard or steel?
Jolly Old Saint Nik’Las say
They made Jessica Simpson`s ex husband a fucking saint?
Merry FistVince