As soon as that Beaver trailer hit the web, you knew it would be fertile ground for parody. Still, you have to hand it to ItchyBarracuda here for realizing how much better the puppet would be with Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction plus Mel Gibson — hell, if you added a dog wearing clothes to this, it might break the internet. And again, I can’t help but notice that the funniest part is someone yelling at Anton Yelchin. I think for the next mash up, we should just cut together 100 clips of Anton Yelchin getting belittled and screamed at. It would be so cathartic. WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS!
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I can’t be the first person to notice that Gibson plays a character named Black. Hope nobody dresses slutty at the family reunion.
How quickly did Foster get interested in this movie based on the title alone?
SamuelL. wants to know what language they speak in BLOW ME.
Jesus H Christ Mel, it’s the 21st century, shave that thing!
They had to recut the trailer for The Beaver because they really muffed it the first time.
Larry, in response to your first comment the studio had to go out and have the script rewritten after Ms. Foster at the first one.
* She said the plot seemed a bit ‘fishy’.
Gibson’s character had a psychotic break when somebody snatched his beaver.
Gibson pricked his finger and it occured to him he might have a porcupine.
I was disappointed there was nothing from Deep Blue Sea.
I was going to make one of these videos on the pun of Beaver and Beiber, but the thought of Mel Gibson with his arm stuffed up Justin Bieber’s ass while Mel yells about how Usher and his entourage are a “pack of n%!^&#rs” made me come so hard i had to change my shorts. And then when i walked into the room to change my shorts I saw that in fact i wasn’t wearing any and it was an old paper towel with pizza grease sitting on my lap that i creamed. I laughed and laughed. then cried because there was no more pizza.