I’m dizzy and hopped up on decongestants and I forgot to post morning links this morning. So here the F they are.
Here’s my latest clip from The Grid, talking about Christmas with a Capital C, just in case you needed another excuse to make fun of my gay hair and awkward hand gestures. I would replay that Mr. Scream clip 10 times if I could.
MORNING LINKS
- The 12 best kinect hacks of 2010. |Uproxx|
- How much money has Wikipedia’s creepy campaign raised? |UproxxNews|
- Five Christmas Plotlines that have been beaten to death. Aw, I wish Cam Gigandet was a Christmas plotline. |WarmingGlow|
- So Many Focking Boner Jokes: Little Fockers Plot Recreated with Scathing Reviews. |FilmDrunk|
- KNEEL BEFORE TRON CAT.|GammaSquad|
- “Starkology” – Review Of Ghostface Killah’s Apollo Kids. |SmokingSection|
- Power Rankings: Bacon knows no season. |WithLeather|
- Usher stole his latest song from The Simpsons. He also stole Justin Bieber. From the Lesbian Store. |TheDailyWhat|
- How crazy is NYC right? It’s snowing UNDERGROUND. |NYCBarstoolSports|
- Strip Club DJs found to be an unlikely path to stardom. |Fark|
- Rihanna went swimming with a panther. |WWTDD|
- Ho ho holiday cards from the gaming industry. |G4|
- Women in labor, the supercut. Sadly, they mean labor as in having babies, not as in getting off their fat asses and actually doing some godd*mned work. |ScreenJunkies|
- Belgian soccer fan’s wedding proposal rejected. That’s what you get for being a Belgian soccer fan. (looks fake)|Buzzfeed|
- 20 remixes from 2010 that should be in your rotation. |BroBible|
- Gifts your neighborhood burglar will love. |HolyTaco|
OBEY THIS BEAR. “Farg you, ice hole!” |via HausOfRicky|
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Needs more spinning bowtie.
Watch yourself, cork-soaker. My mom grabbed me once. ONCE.
this came on at my cousin’s house and i laughed. they told me not to make fun of the presenter who was probably some special needs kid whose wish it was to be on tv.
You deliver your lines with the grace and finesse of a porn star.
Or Casper Van Dien.
Hey Vince, where’d you get that face? The Toilet Store.
truly, truly horrible. Stephen Hawking has more inflection in his voice (“Ha. I love that.”) and just put those catcher mitt hands in your pockets.
Haha! Vince has gay hair and makes awkward hand gestures.
Seriously, that’s all I got. Christ I’m glad this piece of shite year is almost over.
Am I the only one that that he saw Power Rangers: Bacon knows no season?”
How hard did you have to try to resist saying “BRRAAAAHHHHMMM!” near the end of the mas/more thing?
Hey Vince, I thought you came here to wear short shorts, wrestle other men to the ground, and stick your head up peoples’ butts, not do something queer like appear on “The Grid”.
I’m with Fek’lhr. I was all a-tingle at the prospect of a BRRAAHMMing. Denied.
Oh my god, look at me, I’m Vince and I’m cool because I have a flannel shirt that I don’t have to button and the fabric on the pockets is oriented diagonally to the rest of the shirt.
Oh, something something Luke Waltonberg
FACT: Vince wears undershirts to hide his salami nips.
Vince, you magnificent wanker, you put the “wrist” back in Chwristmas.
Do you practice in front of a mirror? Drink some 4loko to get in the mood and let it rip. You need more than one type of hand gesture, though.
-=-
Mas Christmas! Coming this fall. You thought you could have your holiday in the same month as ours? Guess again, sucker. Get ready for 31 days of Jesus Christ.
Not gonna lie: I lol’d at the Mas Mexican thing.
The video clip said “Merry Christmas,” but your hair was screaming “Happy Hanukkah.”