I’ve always thought, and I’m on record about this, that the Yogi Bear movie was a great idea. There’s just one problem, and it’s not 3D or slapstick or Justin Timberlake. It’s that CGI sucks. I mean, why all the stupid computers? There are bears everywhere. Just look around you, man. So for his latest video, our video editor, Oliver, began his work from a simple premise: CGI = sh*tty. Bear attacks = awesome. Really, can you argue with that logic? No, you can’t. And if you even try, Nic Cage will run up dressed like a bear and punch your girlfriend in the face.
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I feel the same way about Esurance commercials.
Give Oliver a payrise. That was fucking great.
I love Oliver. Bear attacks video = early Christmas present. Well done, sir.
The bear is eating my face! Oh great god, it’s eating my face!
I was attacked by a bear once. I can’t really blame him though, I looked hot in those shorts, and I was in that gay bar alone so…
Look at about the 1:03 mark . . . I think that bear just pooped a shoe.
This is cheating. Real bear attacks would make nearly any movie better. I promise you I would have gone to see Slumdog Millionbear at least a hundred times.
I love watching morons die.
The last clip was pretty grizzly.
This reminds of the time Winnie the Pooh was jonesin’ for some honey and ripped Christopher Robin’s arm off.
Con-Bear would have been awesome too.
“Put the bunneh in the baske-AAAAAAAAAAAHH”
That video is pretty distressing …
I can’t believe that guy from Ed is still getting work.
:(….
Also, for TV shows: The Fresh Prince of El Bear.
The twist is that they’re Mexican… and bears.
Fantastic but could Oliver not have found room for the greatest bear attack ever?
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The dude in the karate gi’s first instinct to try to judo chop a fucking bear was my favorite part.
There needs to be a mashup of bear attacks set to some awesome iron maiden metal, make it so internet! make. it. so.
Bex, make it set to that cockatoo singing “Let the bodies hit the floor.”
Market your Product to Disney as the live action Country Bear Jamboree. That is, if you throw in some incest.
It was funny until the last one. Then my penis inverted. :(
That dudes hand coming off was a little much for 730 in the morning.
You know? I would only assume that you would want to bring something other than a stick to a bear fight, but I would obviously be wrong.