This is the trailer for ‘Total Badass,’ which calls itself “an insanely funny and wickedly debaucherous documentary about crime, sex, art, drugs, music, and life in the Austin Underground.”

It’s hard to tell any of that from the actual trailer, in which a guy mainly walks around talking about his life on his way to some sort of guinea pig competition which looks like it’s being staged in an office kitchen during a lunch break.  But damned if it doesn’t have a couple one liners that made me shoot snot bubbles out of my nose.

“I took a year off to raise guinea pigs and do cocaine.”

I remember when my dad took me to a wig store.  I was about your age.”

It looks like it just finished a screening tour, so hopefully we’ll get a DVD or limited release soon.  “Tell me again about the guinea pigs and the cocaine, George.”