In Real Steel, from the director of Night at the Museum, Hugh Jackman trains robots to box, which is one of the more ridiculous premises I’ve ever heard. But once I found out Kevin Durand was in it, my skepticism melted away like an icicle in my butt. Anyway, this one’s about a robot who Hugh Jackman finds in a trash heap that always seems to win. It’s basically the Seabiscuit of robot boxing movies. Haha, I just typed that. And then at the 1:07 mark, the robot punches the other robot in the crotch. (*rings oversized bell*) NUT SHOT IN THE TRAILER!!! NUT SHOT IN THE TRAILER!!! (*runs around room with arms above head*)
Oh, and then Hugh Jackman shouts, “BRING IT!”
Silly Human. It. Has already been. Broughten. Bleep borp.
I want more like this!
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