Whoa whoa whoa, slow down, there, cowboy, I’m pretty sure that bison’s got an open container. [via Buzzfeed]

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  • Want more audio from the Quentin Tarantino roast?  Here’s clips from Sarah Silverman, Kathy Griffin, Pat Cooper, and Whitney Cummings, the only place you’ll find them. |Frotcast 26|
  • 3 Easy Steps to Surviving an Alien Abduction. |Uproxx|
  • Today’s Top Story: Bison Rides in Cars, Goes to Bars. |UproxxNews|
  • Here’s what Calvin & Hobbes creator Bill Watterson was drawing in college. Surprisingly not included: Calvin peeing on the word “Dodge”. |GammaSquad|
  • Bob Costas thinks he’s super smart because he knows French phrases. |KSK|

Picture via Daniel Polevoy

  • This 7th grade basketball prodigy crushes dunks, white peoples’ egos. |BroBible|
  • Here’s that crap hole stadium in Minnesota collapsing under the weight of too much snow.  “Oh, it snows in Minnesota? Our bad.” -Metrodome Designers |NYCBarstoolSports|
  • Here’s a crazy Finnish guy with no teeth jabbering about licorice.  This guy shows up every time I do too much coke. |TheDailyWhat|
  • Top 10 TV shows of 2010. Also known as “The death of network television and the rise of FX”. Oh, you mean 16 shows about sassy lawyers was too many? |Fark|
  • Here’s a scantily-clad lass named Peaches. Wouldn’t mind shaking her tree. |GorillaMask|
  • 25 Hanukkah products of questionable taste. |HolyTaco|
  • Big Fish and the Movies of Tim Burton as Viewed Through His Art. |NERDS!|