Get This Man a Movie Deal, NOW
12.07.10
This is a still from a little 71-second video called “peeking virtue”, which you can watch after the jump. Before you do, I should warn you that it’s messed up, bloody, undoubtedly NSFW, and might make you sick and/or sorry you ever clicked. It also made me squeal with delight and clap my hands together over and over like one of those wind up monkeys.
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Waaaaaaaaait for it…. That. Was. AWESOME. I’ve watched that like six times now and I’m still giggling like a bastard. Harder, even.
It was created by Douglas Burgdorff, who also has a couple other solid videos (none as good as that one, but still fun).
[via Buzzfeed, Gorillamask]
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I feel like the running-commentary dude from the QT roast – “I don’t underthtaaaand.”
Minuth the lithp, of courthe.
Vagina dentata, ain’t no passing craze.
Catchy tune, though…
My vagina gargles, hers just queefs
She got a Brazilian, mine got teefs
While somewhat amusing, I hardly find this guy in need of a film deal. Part of Hollywood’s problem is the fact that they actually WOULD give this dude a film deal based on a couple minute long quasi-interesting video clips.
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I actually held both hands up to the computer to try and block it from my mind, instead of just turning it off.
But then I came.
It’s a period piece.
Fuck you.
Oh shit. All this time, I’ve been doing it wrong?
*Ice Cube rapping in background*
“My jimmy runs deep, runs deep, so deep put her ass . . . OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP . . . ”
And that’s how Ice Cube’s movie career got started.
I’m pretty sure that I’ve already established my hatred of that song for how creepy stalkerish it would be if a guy sang it but now I’m convinced that it really is promoting buting off of dicks it’s just like my ex-wife.
A Taylor Swift song in a video featuring a toothy cunt?
There’s got to be a BRRAAHHHM in there somewhere…
All that and we still don’t know whether or not she’s an authentic fire-crotch…
She sounds more like Carrie Underwood
The video makes sense. It’s cunt-ry music, right?
Poncho: Hey Billy, I told my girlfriend the other day “Geez you gotta big pussy, geez you gotta big pussy.” She said “Why’d you say it twice?” I said “I didn’t.”
Poncho: Get it?
Great Merciful Zeus, this is exactly what the American Country Music Awards needed last night. Now if you’ll excuse me it’s off to the Mandalay Bay to sucker punch a cowboy.
(fuckin’ rodeo week)
Douglass Burgdorff is a pretty strange name for a Japanese guy.
So after being a fan for at least a couple of years I’ve made a profile cause of this well written article!
Gross. But still, it didn’t make me cringe as much as Katherine Hiegl’s “close-up” in Knocked Up!
why the hell is Harry Knowles at the end of that video??
And I thought I had a bad case of bleeding gums!
Lady Gaga, eat your
vaginadickheart outGahhh, having sex with her is like pulling teeth.
I never want to watch the show “That’s So Kronenberg”
She seems so tense, like something is eating her up on the inside.
Two words:
1. Braces
2. Polio
Also, any of you who get that have been reading FD for far too long.
The last thing men need is a woman with two mouths.
She looks like a tranny in the banner picture, which makes sense because she’s always said there’s a man in her trying to get out.
Jeez! Unclench and let the kid out already! Talk about a smothering mother.
That was the most offensive queef since Coldplay’s last album.
I can’t unsee that. Why?